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bunny_foofoo
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Okay. We have the hot girl thread. We have the hot guy thread.
But, what about that small group of people that you find attractive, but are to embarrased to admit. You dont know WHY you think they are sexy... but you just do!
There is just something so sexy about Jack Black. The dance squence in "High Fidelity", the way he seduces a fat Gweneth in "Shallow Hal" and when he sings ![[Love ]](graemlins/loveyesface.gif)
Vincent D'Onofrio. He always plays these quirky uber observant characters. As far as qualities to have in bed: Observant is good. Quirky is good. Plus he just seems so fasinating. See him as a romantic lead in "Happy Accidents" GREAT movie.
Sigourney Weaver. She is not "sexy" in a traditional sense, but she is so versitile, classy and could kick my ass.
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bunny_foofoo
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Three way with Betty and Veronica.
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HighFidelity
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shes hot because shes like a regular chick, but i guess thats due to the fact that she cant have a real ego.. since she cant sing live.
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Bluhevenly
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I'm attracted to some of the "old" hollywood men.. Jack Nicholson and Sean Connery. I know, they are older than dirt and wrinkly, but there's just something about them. I guess that's not that odd cuz they are still deemed sexy.
I had a crush on Chris Farley, and miss him whenever I see one of his old movies or an old SNL episode. He was great.
Ok, here's a MAJOR guilty attraction I have had since the 80's... David Bowie when he was in The Labryinth. I know .. I know. I am sick and need help, but I just find him hot as hell in that movie.
I once had an erotic dream about Dr.Frankenfurter (Tim Curry) and I still find him hot in his tranny outfit.
Judd Nelson. I know, I sicken you...
Andre the Giant ...and I am not ashamed.
Jimmy Falon, so cute.
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bunny_foofoo
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Blu-
I SO hear you on men in drag. It has always been a fantasy of mine to be really into a chick, and just about to hook up with her, and reach down to find out she is a he.
So fucking hot. But only works with girlie men. Leo, Jude Law (I have even slipped Clay Aiken in there).
But my FAVORITE fo rthis fansatsy is Adrian Grenier. He is currently in HBO's show "Entourage", but I loved him WAY before he was known. Or, not favoribly know:
He reminds me of that Ex who looked exactly like Rory Cochrane (who is not as fem, but still hot)
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Herbert
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Some comedians I can think off the top of my head that used to dress in drag for a laugh:
Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle
(Pictured second from the left. Also glimpse a rare photo of Keaton smiling)
The Three Stooges
(Numerous instances of drag, but photos unavailable at this time)
Buster Keaton
(Wonderful bit of trick photography. He played every character for the first 1/3 of the film)
Charlie Chaplin
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Bluhevenly
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John Liguizamo looked great in drag.
However, my only drag turn on is Tim Curry.
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Blackout
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I am ALL SO ABOUT the Betty and Veronica slumber party at the Hat Mansion.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrowl.
I used to read Archie's Double Digest as a kid and would have constant debates over who I wanted to take down in some hot passion. Mostly it was Veronica... because Betty, while being the kinder hearted of the two, was just too much of a frikken ditz, and I can just imagine the Veronica knew what she was doing in bed and was a mad vixen. My first pretty serious girlfriend Beth, looked a lot like Veronica, but had the sweetness of Betty, so I had the best of both worlds!
Veronica:
Beth:
Extra Note: I love the random stranger in the top right. I do that when people I don't know are taking pictures all the time, and a couple of times, I have actually MET the people years later, and they would say, "I KNOW you... you are in a picture with us!"
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Tan
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I hate to break the bad news to you peoples. But sandals are wayyyy gay on men. Flip-flops are too unless MAYBE you're at the beach.
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Third_eye_open
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Originally posted by Tan:
I hate to break the bad news to you peoples. But sandals are wayyyy gay on men. Flip-flops are too unless MAYBE you're at the beach.
sorry to break it to you, but you calling him gay for the sandals? how-bout the pose damn it!
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Maestra
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At least he wasn't wearing socks with the sandals. 
And to that end, this just seemed appropriate.
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HighFidelity
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Originally posted by Maestra:
At least he wasn't wearing socks with the sandals.
only snoop dogg can do that
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Blackout
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Listen you bastards, First off, I was at a theme park with many water wides, and sandals were the only way to go that made sense. Secondly, the pose was purposely funky. I don't remember the exact details of what we were saying but it was something along the lines of KDK's chant.. "heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy", so a gay pose was in order. Thirdly, how can you call me gay when I have Veronica by my side? Ready to do all my sexual theme park needs (at the time.. now she hates me) and fithly, would you like to touch my monkey?
Sithly.. I always thought High Fidelity was a guy. What's up with the cute chic all of a sudden? She can touch my monkey too.
Fourthly... why did I skip fourthly?
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HighFidelity
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Originally posted by Blackout:
Sithly.. I always thought High Fidelity was a guy. What's up with the cute chic all of a sudden? She can touch my monkey too.
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) i am a guy , thats michelle branch in my avatar.
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bunny_foofoo
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Blackout: I want to tell you how cool it was that you dug Archie Comics. They were my FAV! I always thought Reggie was closted (always overtrying to prove his manliness and way metero-sexual), although some argue that jugheads refusal of women and altra-closness to Archie was questionable as well. I was always rooting that Betty would notice Milton's mad crush on her. Because, he would look cute without the huge galsses and treat her so much better than Archie did. Betty was always Archie's sloppy seconds.
Secondly, although wearing sandals and flip-flops in FL are not gay in my book... asking male forum memebers to touch your sausage ("monkey") is.
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Shostie
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I SO hear you on men in drag. It has always been a fantasy of mine to be really into a chick, and just about to hook up with her, and reach down to find out she is a he.
Weirdly enough, that reminds me of a Weekly World News article from waaaaaaaaaaaay back. At one point, as a young lad in my teens, I had bought a copy of the Weekly World News, cut out all the interesting articles, and taped them to the wall of my bedroom with double-sided removable tape as sort of an adolescent collage of the absurd. One of them, which I found hilarious at the time, but now just kind of weird, was a simple story of a girl who meets a nice guy and falls in love, and even has sex with the guy (their first time each, the guy didn't like alot of touching because he was 'shy'), only to discover some time into the relationship that her beau, was actually a belle, who used a "prostetic penis (i.e. strap on)" to fuck her.
So I guess it would be the opposite end of the bisexual spectrum, but close in tone, Bunny.
And anyways, to contribute to the actual topic, I really don't have any closet attractions, though I must say that any girl who looks hot in glasses with their hair up is my kind of girl... Like my wife.
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Blackout
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Originally posted by bunny_foofoo:
Blackout: I want to tell you how cool it was that you dug Archie Comics. They were my FAV! I always thought Reggie was closted (always overtrying to prove his manliness and way metero-sexual), although some argue that jugheads refusal of women and altra-closness to Archie was questionable as well. I was always rooting that Betty would notice Milton's mad crush on her. Because, he would look cute without the huge galsses and treat her so much better than Archie did. Betty was always Archie's sloppy seconds.
Secondly, although wearing sandals and flip-flops in FL are not gay in my book... asking male forum memebers to touch your sausage ("monkey") is.
I am staunchly hetrometrosexual, and also happen to own a pet monkey that likes to wear sandals. You GOTTA problem with that?
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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout
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bunny_foofoo
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Do I have a problem with a heterometrosexual monkey wearing sandels?
I am a little sexually excited actually. ![[Yummy]](graemlins/yummy.gif)
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Do I have a problem with a heterometrosexual monkey wearing sandels?
I am a little sexually excited actually. [Yummy]
gosh, i shure hope you dont catch the herpagonasyphilys
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