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pharris
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Im kinda scared...
I have looked at literally DOZENS of webpages about the Milk challenge - every fraternity in town does that. Few consume the gallon.
But there is only ONE website that I can find where they try to drink EggNog in mass quantities - And on top of that, they only did a HALF gallon!
As for it being unhealthy, get this - one gallon of EggNog is 32 servings, totalling 6080 calories. I really dont need to ask if you think this is unwise. I already know the answer.
Yet, I will do my best. I talk the talk, so now Ill drink the drink. But you bastards BETTER ante up some cool prizes for me. I dont know if I can consume the entire gallon. I Dont even know if I can get a half gallon down. But I will do my best, for your entertainment...
Here's the link -
Egg Nog Challenge
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Galador
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Oh wow, that's very funny! I thought one gallon would be too much, so it would be okay with me if you did the 1/2 eggnog gallon.
But if you manage a gallon I'll toss $10 your way...
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The only thing that I can offer you, Pharris, is my undying friendship and a candy cane. (Priceless, I know).
However, I have to voice my concerns. I am drinking a half a glass of non-alcoholic eggnog as we speak and it is heavy . I think maybe stick to 2% and leave it at that. However if you insist - may I suggest Velda Farms Egg Nog. Delicious! The other ones are too nutmeggy.
I would line up the Milk of Magnesia as a chaser, however.
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Buffica
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I too have a suggestion for you Pharris, it requires:
1. Two large silly straws
2. You pal Peter the Pan!
Maybe you two pals can suck that Nog right up with a smile and afterward a grimace! Lots of love, Buffica
"Don't hate the playa, hate the beach!" - Castro ![[Smoke]](graemlins/smoke.gif)
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Vinas
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In this whacky land of Canadia, Nog comes mostly in 1Litre cartons. I spent the better portion of half an hour last night figuring out how that related to the gallon, and the gravity of the situation hit me when I realized that you'd be attempting to drink eight full cartons of this delicious, delicious crap. Your digestive system is in my prayers tonight.
God speed, and have the stomache pump ready.
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DoniGIRL
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Maybe this just proves my total gluttony but.....
I just downed about 32 ounces of egg nog in the past hour for dinner, and I don't feel nauseous or full or anything. (Shut up, I'm CRAZY PMSing) Granted this was "low-fat" egg nog (yea, right, tell my thighs that) but for some reason I don't forsee Rob having that much trouble with a gallon. Maybe I should go head to head with him and see who can drink more?
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Buffica
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You go Girl (how original). But I do MEAN it! Go for it! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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pharris
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Is that a direct challenge??/ Would make for an EXTRA fun time if it is...
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pharris
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...And Doni, you DO realize that a gallon is 128 ounces, right???
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TheBigJC
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I understand that your challenge is somewhat seasonal, but you should consider drinking a gallon of a more popular alcohol. Maybe Jack Daniels. It might kill you, but Im sure they would throw you a free ambulance ride or a few nights stay at the county hospital.
Remember: "You come as strangers and leave as family" (CR 2002, Jack Daniels TM)
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Vinas
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Jack Daniels is all year, but Nog is only a tragically small slice of it.
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pharris
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Non alcoholic egg nog - I dont imbibe in liqour. And I think anyone who does is a weak sell out.
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So then , mon petit Phallis, oops, Pharris, you only imbibe in sarcasm and insult - what a great departure from that which is not evil!? Oh, by the way, I understand that you will be imbibing eggnog with no spirits, this is good, but I suggest you not eat and refrain from solid foods for at least a week before. Practice for the time being - you know you may think my sarcasm is not liking you - just the opposite - I applaud your efforts and wish you well. What are you going to call the stint that you try? The Egg eats the Nog? Or The Nob tries the Egg Nog? Hee, Hee ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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DoniGIRL
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Waaaaaaaait wait wait wait wait WAIT.
You don't drink alcohol?
Are you nuts?
I've had the distinct honor to see you drunk on MORE than one occasion, so don't try and pull that garbage. In fact I think you've been wasted drunk more times this year than I have, and I'm at the age when alcohol is supposed to be cool.
Say that you don't wanna drink the liquored egg nog, hell I don't blame you, but don't act as if you dont drink.
PS. I might take you up on your challenge...
~*Doni*~
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quote:
"Don't hate the playa, hate the beach!" - Castro
You making fun of me!?!? I'll get you doodoo head! ![[Sucker]](graemlins/suckersmiley.gif)
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Galador
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Doni, I think he is trying to make some asinine commentary linking the discussion of drinking alcohol to the posting of underage models. His point must be that since both are legal but considered to be bad things, then talking about drinking alcohol should be censored in the same way that his link to that child model's website was censored because of the unwanted attention it could bring to this website.
It's very sad. He just doesn't get it.
I hope his first child is a little girl.
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Samsynn
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No No No Galador -
The worst thing would be for Pharris to have a daughter. Not that he would do anything to her (other than encourage her to have a lot of slumber parties). How messed up would that girl be (not to mention her friends)
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Galador
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Well, I'm operating on the premise that any child Pharris has will be messed up. Having a daughter might be a positive enough experience that he learns the error of his deranged ways and actually, gasp, changes.
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pharris
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FIRST of all, this is not the thread with the teenage model...
SECONDLY, My anti-drinking message was in JEST
(I had just cleaned up the clusterfuck of beer bottles, glasses, wine bottles, etc. from the last time people were here)
As for me having a daughter, Howard is probably the closest in accuracy.
My commentary on the alcohol was just a joke, HOWEVER with a slightly pointed finger at the obsession of the 'regulars' with their drinking. Some more than others,and a choice few who I consider to be raging alcoholics in DESPERATE need of a stay at the Betty Ford Clinic.
To be honest, the constant reference to drugs and alcohol here on the boards and at our private gatherings has really been itching on my nerves. Why is it that SO many in our group just HAVE to drink and drug? Cant you just have a good time in the presence of friends? What I consider a 'weakness' is the NECESSITY to constantly drink to enjoy yourselves. To the many in our regular circle, perhaps you arent aware of just how much you are taking in on a REGULAR basis. Just as an example - my garbage is picked up twice a week. Of those two days, nearly 50% of the garbage container is ALWAYS empty beer/wine bottles, 6 and 12 pack boxes, etc. Im NOT exaggerating.
And Doni, When have you seen me drunk in the last year? Not in your presence. The last time I was drunk, as far as I recall, was the night we all met Steve and went downtown. That was eons ago. Not to say that ive seen you that drunk so often, but certainly more than I!
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Gotta hand it to you, Pharris--you've made a lot of excellent points there. My involvement with the group pretty much extends to Thursday nights and the occasional Halo shoot-em-up (man do I suck at that game), so it's not my place to make judgments about the others in that regard.
What this all has to do with eggnog is beyond me. Is there egg in an eggnog?
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pharris
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The only thinkg it has to do with EggNog is that a post was made that I should drink some OTHER alcohol - in other words, the assumption is that egg nog is only good when rum is present, and I kind of resent that.
On top of that, I am kinda sick of being the only non drinker in the group (aside from you, but as you said, youre usually on here Thursdays) and having the sole responsibility of having to deal with the aftermath of everyone's drinking, ie cleaning up the DOZENS of half emptied glasses and bottles, not having enough room in the trash for the regular day to day grabage because im disposing a small bar's equivilant of bottles and packages, the multitude of broken glasses and wine spills on the rugs, couches, etc.
And as for Doni, I apologize. I DID get drunk a second time this year - back at DaDa's at Kate's birthday. Again, my apologies for being slighty incorrect.
Therre are soon to be new rules for drinking at my house - look for them in a new thread to be posted here soon.
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pharris
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...And the BIGGEST thing that chaps my ass about all the rummies here is that when they come over, EVERYONE brings a bottle of wine or two, a couple of six packs - I suppose it's customary to bring your host a gift.
Well, Guess what - I know everyone consider's the place to be Michael's, but I live here too, and I dont drink. You assholes better start bringing some Tastycakes or KFC or some shit like that.
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A PDawg scorned... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Irrelevant point to tie it back to the topic: "Egg Nog" translated to french then back to english is "Milk Of The Chicken".
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DoniGIRL
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Whoa whoa whoa
Back the fuckin train up.
FIRST of all, you've seen me drunk? When? The ONLY time I've been drunk was in Mexico. I almost never drink because I hate beer and wine. So, yes, you HAVE been drunk more than me.
Secondly, you are NOT the only non-drinker in the group. You drink about as often as myself, Jeff, Howard and Kerri. (And James, who I barely see, let alone see drinking.) And we almost NEVER bring alcohol with us, let alone on a chronic basis.
I think youre talking about a few select people here, and I don't think its right for you to lash out at everyone just because you have a problem with a few people. As far as I'm concerned you're more than welcome to impose any sort of rule that you want because its your house, but don't expect people to change their habits because they upset you. You have to address these people directly, because as far as I know, the people that you're referring to rarely frequent these boards, if at all.
Stop being a dick, I'm bitchy enough this week to have everyone covered.
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pharris
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I wasnt talking about you, Doni - Although you have been out many times and had a drink or two, (usually when we go to Ruby Tuesdays) but im not referring to you at all, so dont take it personally and throw your bitch hand my way (im not being a dick - im saying that lovingly
As for me being drunk more than once, I cited those two incidents - I cant think of any others.
And yes, Im referring to OTHER people, many of whom do read these boards.
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pharris
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...and as for you and Jeff and H & K not bringing alcohol over, this is very true...
HOWEVER, In cleaning I can always discren who's trash is what - empty starbucks cups (paper) belong to you and Kerri.
Empty starbucks cups (Plastic, with the 'perfect breast size' lid) belong to Howard and Jeff.
Half eaten JuJuBees and Nerds boxes, as well as half empty bags of chips usually fall under Howard's jurisdiction.
Empty Mystic Red (I think they are 'Fire', labels, but am not sure) are a sure sign of Jeff.
Empty wine bottles during the week are courtesy of Elf.
Multiple white wine bottles on the weekends are from Kate and Beth.
Empty water bottles are remnants of Marty's visits.
Ridiculous amounts of beer bottles are left by everyone else.
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since Leave Pharris Alone for a Day, Day does not start until tomorrow....
I have been too broke for my regular Hess Beaujolais shopping in weeks, my friend (and they still keep on mysteriously appearing week after week). So - take me off the list cause I am doing my part by consuming all your Jamaican rum and cleaning up horn shaped glasses!
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btw - I am going to covertly take a picture of your little cigarette-butt beer bottle sculpture to post on this board, Your Filthiness.
Wow - this became like a Real World House Meeting.
...and you would be so sad if all of the sudden we didn't come over and leave our trails of love everywhere each week! I KNOW YOU WOULD! ![[Nerd Girl]](graemlins/nerdgirl.gif)
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It seems like you have all calmed down from your bitchfest, but Im going to say it anyway.
What a bunch of whining pussies!
If your not drinking, thats fine, but for the love of god would you shut your sober pie hole.
As for the rest of you I shouldn't hear any complaining, because you should be sucking down the booze like Ted Kennedy and Kitty Ducacas, the last time Tipper Gore hosted an AA meeting.
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i understand completley.i don't know any of you people or your trash leaving habits,but cleaning up old nasty beer cigarette trash sucks.i myself imposed the "you bring it,take it to the outside trashcan when you leave" policy.
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My rule is, "you bring it, you must consume it on property." Thus, if someone brings a six-pack of beer, they must consume all six while there, cans (or bottles) and all.
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Oh Pharris, how shall I say this and be kind?
Ummm.. suck the dirt from a donkey's asshole you dity pig?
You attack everyone as being the cause of dissawry and dirtyness in the house, yet you are the dirty king. My point: your little office. No one hangs out in there or brings beer glasses or wine glasses in there or anything else in there. Yet that is without a doubt the dirtiest place in this house and probably the northern hemisphere of this planet. So don't go blaming everyone in the world for the dirtiness of this house.
Having said that, I will agree with you that people are less than carefull with their messes. Enough with the berating people for drinking alcohol or eating candy or McRibs or whatever their pleasure is.
Everyone should and NEEDS to cleanup, and this much is certain.
We have become social central for our friends in this area and I have no problem with that. I love you all ad I love your company, but having twenty or more people over who are drinking, eating, smoking.. mcribbing.. ect, can get messy, and many times there is far to big of a mess when everyone leaves so all can ask is please, please, keep track of anything you eat or drink or whatever and clean your mess up!
If everyone made sure not to leave glasses or dishes or food or cig ashes out, we would be fine. But people get tired and want to take off and leave all their mess.... glasses/plates/candwrappers/ciggarette cartons & ashes/coffee containers ect all over the place.
And... DAS NO RIGHT.
- Blackout
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Here's a thought, and I've mentioned this before
GET TRASHCANS
Sure theres always one massivly overflowing in the kitchen (which makes it impossible to throw away trash), but truth be told if there were trashcans available to throw away garbage in it would make life easier for everyone.
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I had that very thought Doni some time ago during our last little shindig and I went out and bought a couple trash cans. One is in the kitchen and the other one is...
Hold on, I'll get back to you on that.
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pharris
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Youre right - there is one in the kitchen - AND ITS ALWAYS PACKED TO THE RIM WITH BEER AND WINE BOTTLES! Case in point!
Theres also a small wastebasket in the bathroom... lets see...
BEER BOTTLES!
(Also lots of empty toilet paper tubes)
Ahh, and there's one under the kitchen sink -
BEER BOTTLES (and one wine bottle currently)
Unfortunately, My trash pick up is only twice a week, and it is consistantley filled with the remnants of other peoples drinking addictions!
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Youre off the hook, THIS WEEK, Elf... But beware! Im onto you now! Boujoulais, eh...
As for the cigarette 'sculpture', my ashtrays were commandeered to the patio denizens, and I have been cleaning that up consistantly.
The wacky bottles in my office are my way of absorbing some... BEER BOTTLES while allowing the use of my ashtrays on the patio.
and guess what... they arent MY beer bottles!
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Blah blah blah babble babble babble gaggedy gagadoo yapp yappity yap yapper yapow kick boom doodie boom into my dawg.
Lets end this finger pointing and admit we can be a fun, but slightly messy bunch, and try to do what we can to keep things a little cleaner. This goes for all of you folks who are far away from the Blackout's Box Studios as well. I know the messes you make at home while listening to the website or the show. But, hell, you have to break some eggs to make a yoke... or you have to cook an omlette to have cake... I mean.. ummm.. you can't always have cake and listen to eat it too, cause Michael Jackson may be bad, but what's love got to do with it?
Your cat is depressed. This is serious.
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Just to chime in and beat a dead horse...
As I mentioned a few weeks ago, if the house were clean (really clean, not one room clean) it would stay that way. That means you also need garbage cans (more than 1 in the kitchen and a small wastebasket in the bathroom). A trashcan in the studio would do wonders.
It also would help if half the lights in the house worked. With the house as dark as it is (I don't think a single bulb in the living room works) the trash is not noticed so it is left behind.
People will treat your stuff like they see you treating it. With the little office a disaster, the house dark, etc., it causes people to subconsiously feel it is ok to leave a mess. I am ashamed to admit it, but I do the same thing in your car and in Kerri's - already a mess, why not just leave my drink/candy wrapper/etc. It's not like it makes a difference.
As I have said, that front room needs to be cleaned out (crush the boxes or something). It gives the impression as soon as someone walks in that the house isn't clean/neat - not a good first impression.
Sorry to put it that way, but a fact is a fact. Although I will do my part to not leave my trademark half empty box of nerds behind.
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pharris
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Howard, Your theory was proven wrong. Kerri cleaned the everloving shit out of the kitchen that Sunday, and come thursday it was again trashed.
Sure, some high hat lights are out, but whenever people are over the living room lights are on and the place is well lit.
Incidentally, your little boxes and the girls' starbuck cups arent my issue. Im just funnin' at this point.
What WAS a serious point was the mass amount of trash and mess left by the alcohol consumption.
And we have a 48 gallon trash can in the kitchen that gets filled twice a week from this. I hate to sound like a dick, but come on - this is my fucking HOUSE. I dont need or WANT mulitple trash cans spread all over. The one in the kitchen is bad enough.
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So? Solution? Don't bring beer bottles? hm. or....BYOGarbageRecepticles? Maybe just one not so teeny garbage can in the studio will do the trick - I personally volunteer to take it out with me when I leave each week.
Let's all live in peace and love, shall we?
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Ahem, I am not Mexican. (not that there is anything wrong with that)
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Blackout
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Enough with the garbage talk! End it. Everyone will be more careful that's all. Quite down now or I'll make you drink two galons of Eggnog, and NOTHING will compare to the mess you will make as you spew. You'd better get some sort of receptacle to contain the spewage. Did you think about that?
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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout
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Vinas
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Thanks for the mental.
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Galador
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Why in the world is Kerri cleaning your house?!
And can she wash my car when she's done?
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Shostie
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So how about that eggnog...?
Here's a question. There's eggnog, but is there any other type of nog? How about cheesenog or oreganog?
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She helped clean the kitchen a few weeks back because she felt badd that lots and lots of people come by, it gets trashed every friday and saturday, and no one sticks around to help clean.
As for your car, i cant tell ya!
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DoniGIRL
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Man....I miss these days
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Blackout
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DONI CAUSES A TIMEWARP!
YES!
Wait a second...
How can you miss these days?
You are in these days right now!
I think you ment you missed...those days.
But to make you feel better, I will quote a song:
"Those were the days my friend, those days will never end..."
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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout
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DoniGIRL
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Semantics! But I'm glad you got my drift anyway
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Galador
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Uh oh, it was bad enough when we had to contend with the likes of Bobby Fischer, but now the fabulous Doni is anti-semantic?
Be a tree, girl. Be a tree.
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EazyCheeze
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Being an oldies aficianado, I must call Blackout on his misquoting: The song REALLY goes like this:
"Those were the days, my friend;
We thought they'd never end.
We'd sing and dance forever and a day.
We'd live the live we'd choose;
We'd fight and never lose,
For we were young and sure to have our way!"
Sounds much better IMO. Sung by Glenn Yarbrough and the Limeliters if you're interested.
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Vinas
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I am. Very interested. ![[Sleepy]](graemlins/sleepyface.gif)
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