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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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Hello, I'm BMF. Yes, thank you, I am cool.
Anyway, like I was saying before being so rudely inturupted. I just decided to do interviews and ask people about 10 questions.
If you are would like to participate just reply by saying "Interview Me."
Only one at a time. In other words that means if you see:
Hostel: HAHAAHWWA. INTSWIEV ME!11!
don't be a jack ass by doing this:
Vinas:
Don't interview me. Whatever you do, do not interview me. I'm Canadian.
or even worse.
Maestra:
When I was a little brat I wanted to be a journalist but instead I grew up and became a post killer with my sassy remarks.
or even more worse than that.
Spritely: I like glitter, especially when it's cuts into my eyes and blood runs down my face.
so basically only one at a time.
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Princess
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Interview Me
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It's Megamaid sir, she's gone from suck to blow!
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Vinas
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Hey man, don't harsh on my buzz.
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Shostie
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Wait as second...
Vinas is Canadian? Quit making up countries, BMF.
Canada. What will you think of next, BMF, Mexico?
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"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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Vinas
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Welcome to the sovereign nation of Vinnygrad. Please leave your boots and various firearms and/or intravenous drugs at the coat check.
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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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Ok Princess.
1. Why the name Princess?
2. Do you hate valentines day?
3. Do you believe in aliens?
4. If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be and why?
5. Do you like the show scrubs?
6. which is your favorite Saved by the Bell Episode?
7. Have you ever met any of the kids in the hall?
8. Do you know where any of them live?
9. Can you speak French?
10. Ok now besides all the common crap like, "Hanging out with friends, going to the movies and reading." is there anything you like doing that doesn't involve eating honey.
11. The other day on 60 minutes there was a segment on evangilists. Appearantly they have quite an impact on society and politics. What are your thoughts on evangilist?
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Princess
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1. Why the name Princess?
>>When I was younger my grandfather would call me Princesa (princess in spanish), and so I suppose the name stuck with me. Plus I truly am a Princess ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
2. Do you hate valentines day?
>>No I do not hate valentines day. Just to elaborate - I just finished giving out valentines cards to my nursing class, those little Disney cards you give out in elementary school. I love valentines, it envolves chocolate, and friends and love. Chocolate always gets me.
3. Do you believe in aliens?
>>Sure why not, sometimes I wonder if other "oddish" people have been raised by them.
4. If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be and why?
>>Well,I got a serious lack of animal knowledge, but if I were an animal, I think I would want to be some sort of large bird, like an eagle, or maybe some sort of falcon. Just so that I could do my own thing, fly high in the sky, and look down at everything else. Reach higher places, etc. Either that or some sort of fish, so that I would know what it would be like to breathe underwater for long periods of time. Basically anything that isn't on land. Maybe an alien would be cool.
5. Do you like the show scrubs?
>>I have never really sat down to watch that show, although I've seen commercials, etc. Just because I am a nursing student doesn't mean we have some sort of sick facination with medical shows. Although I am almost positive watching ER is a prerequisite.
6. which is your favorite Saved by the Bell Episode?
>>Oh wow, too many!!!! Earlier episodes like the friendship bracelettes and the acne cream that turned your face purple were pretty funny. I thought the episode where Kelly couldnt afford a dress for the dance and then Zack gave her a sweet evening anyways outside the school was sweet. *heart thobs*.
the best episode would have to be the best fight in all television history -- when Zack and Slater were fighting over that girl Jo-anne, Zack who tried to study with her and Slater ruined it, and when Slater took her to the movies Zack ruined it, and then, THEY TOTALLY got into the most AWESOME FIGHT!!
7. Have you ever met any of the kids in the hall?
>>Never had the chance.
8. Do you know where any of them live?
>>no idea sorry!
9. Can you speak French?
>>yes partially from what I have learned in school.
Mainly English and Spanish.
10. Ok now besides all the common crap like, "Hanging out with friends, going to the movies and reading." is there anything you like doing that doesn't involve eating honey.
>>I like eating chocolate, and sour candy.
And I like grabbing a whole bunch of stuff and building completely useless things out of it.
I really enjoy sleeping.
11. The other day on 60 minutes there was a segment on evangilists. Appearantly they have quite an impact on society and politics. What are your thoughts on evangilist?
>> Hey didn't you say 10 questions?!? Oh, well.
I didn't see the 60 minutes episode.
I think that evangilists have freedom of speech. It's difficult to give my opinion without somehow being biased towards or against the religion.
I turn on the TV and I see a priest on one channel, a evangilist on the other, sometimes a Muslim reading the Karan, sometimes Hindu teachings, and I think it's good. People have the right to say what they want, and people also have the right to watch what they want (within reason).
As per effecting politics, I think I would have to have seen just HOW evangilists were effective politics (as said in the tv show) in order to comment on it.
thanks for your questions, it was fun.
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Ampersand
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Interview me, Mother. We already know enough about the beaver and power-hungry lightbulb.
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I'm looking for a good kind man, who wont hit me anymore. Will you be my friend forever? Come check out my profile.
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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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Well I did some looking up on what an "Ampersand" is and found this:
The Ampersand Project allows online journallers and other people with personal websites the opportunity to collaborate. Projects focus on a single topic - word, phrase, picture or quotation. Participants write their own thoughts on the theme, and post the entry on their own website.
I notice that you have an online journal.
1. Is this the reason you picked the name Ampersand?
2. Do you have a rabbit and if you do has it ever had myxomatosis?
I notice you like film and comics.
3. Have you ever seen the movie WAVE TWISTERS?
I've noticed some of the other boardies are jealous of you. Shostie and Vinas just name a couple.
4. Why do you think they are so jealous of you?
5. Where do see yourself in the next 5 years?
6. Do you believe in aliens?
7. If you could hang out with anyone in the world who would it be and why?
8. What do you think about Oprah?
9. Who are your biggest influences? Role Models?
10. What is your average day like?
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Kojo
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Interveiw me
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Ampersand
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1. No, but it does sound interesting. I stole my name from a monkey in a comic book. Let's stick with your explanation.
2. I've had two wild illegal rabbits; named Sam & Twitch. No twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis, though.
3. I can't say I have. Should I feel bad about this admittance?
4. They could only wish that they had my dry youth and vigorous humour.
5. College. A major one.
6. Probably not in this galaxy. Elsewhere, of course.
7. I'd like to hang out with the entire city of Manchester during the late '80s and early '90s. Madchester, baby.
8. I think maybe she has good intentions.
9. My biggest influences are pretensious filmmakers and pretensious musicians. My role models are Wayne Coyne and Spider-Man.
10. Complete routine. Like a boring robot. Fitter. Happier. More productive.
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AAARRRGGH
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I noticed the other day while browsing on your journal that you have a thing for Manchester. I think that's why I mentioned I live in Manchester in another thread. I'm too young to have gone to the Hacienda nightclub unfortunately, but I love most of the music that came out of that era. Bands like the Stone Roses, Joy Division, James, the happy mondays and the smiths for example. Manchester has attracted students from all over the place for some time because of its well known night life. Because I grew up here though, none of this is really new to me, and really nieve southern students sometimes annoy me. The university is very good however, and there are actually quite a lot of Americans here. Maybe you should consider Manchester as a choice?
I also like radiohead and the song 'fitter happier' made the hair on the back of my neck stand up when I first heard it.
Anyway, it's nearly 3am over here and I'm supposed to be writing another bloody essay.
Oh, by the way, after kojo, please interview me mr BMF.
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Vinas
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I'm actually going to have to ask what, if anything, anyone actually knows about me. Other than the obvious pornographic short films.
Bulby over there is the one that spills his guts to you freaks after a long day in his monkey cage - I know better than to expose my weaknessi to people armed with an internet connection and a functional IQ.
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"Vinny uncaringly hurts peoples feelings. He's like a mean robot."
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Shostie
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I'm trying to figure out if I'm jealous of Ampersand or not. Never really occured to me that I was.
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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.
"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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Vinas
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Not to offend dear "Ampy", but jealous of what, exactly?
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BMF said that you and I are jealous of him... This is going to keep me up all night...
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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.
"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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Vinas
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Oh, the nerve!
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"Vinny uncaringly hurts peoples feelings. He's like a mean robot."
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Best Manchester movie ever: "24 Hour Party People" about the rise and fall of Tony Wilson's record label, beginning with the sounds of Joy Division, to the heights of New Order, and the crash with the Happy Mondays. It's a good, good movie.
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Bleeps
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Instkerview Mee
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Ampersand
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Originally posted by AAARRRGGH:
Manchester stuff.
Yeah. I'm looking foward to visiting there one day. Never considered going to school there, but I think I'll look into it. Could be just what I need.
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Originally posted by WOST.MOD.EVER.:
BMF said that you and I are jealous of him... This is going to keep me up all night...
Ah, don't rack your brain too hard. It's just a fact. Deal.
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Originally posted by BeaverFace:
Oh, the nerve!
Shuddup. And never call me 'dear Ampy' again. You've lost that priviledge. For making me cry. Buckets.
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Originally posted by Galador:
Best Manchester movie ever: "24 Hour Party People" about the rise and fall of Tony Wilson's record label, beginning with the sounds of Joy Division, to the heights of New Order, and the crash with the Happy Mondays. It's a good, good movie.
Mmm-hmm. Steve Coogan is great in it.
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Vinas
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What can I say? I didn't enjoy it.
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Maestra
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quote:
Originally posted by Vinas:
I'm actually going to have to ask what, if anything, anyone actually knows about me. Other than the obvious pornographic short films.
I know you like to take pictures of canoes that resemble tacos.
And to BMF: Granted, we have had our differences in the past. However, I have to hand it to you, this is a pretty spiffy thread. Keep up the good work.
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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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. Why the name Kojo? Is there a story behind that?
ok so i checked out the 2000bcfilms.com site
2. What is Paolo?
3. What kinds of music do you like?
4. What are some of your favorite films?
5. Do you have any idea what happened to Justin Guarini?
6. If you could hang out with any celebrity who would it be?
7. If some rich guy offered you a million dollars to take a shit on you what would you do?
8. Which best describes you?
a. happy go lucky?
b. free spirited and creative
c. work before play
If someone came to your door and gave you a magic button that would give you a million dollars if you pushed it but when you pushed it, someone somewhere in the world would die but not anybody you know.
9. Would you push the button?
10. If you could know the answer to one question, what would it be?
11. Just out of curiosity, what do you think the answer to your question is?
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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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Originally posted by Maestra:
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Originally posted by Vinas:
I'm actually going to have to ask what, if anything, anyone actually knows about me. Other than the obvious pornographic short films.
I know you like to take pictures of canoes that resemble tacos.
And to BMF: Granted, we have had our differences in the past. However, I have to hand it to you, this is a pretty spiffy thread. Keep up the good work.
I always come up with spiffy threads.
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Shostie
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I'll bite, being the moronic cod that I am ("Gee! What's that! It looks like food, but it's not moving... Maybe I should eat it!). BFM, dispense the Shostie questions.
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"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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I understand that you're a music major. You once posted about listening to Shotakovich or however you spell it while driving.
1. Is this why you call yourself Shostie?
Many people think that The Beatles were a great band. I think they are mediocre.
2. What do you think about The Beatles?
3. Why are you so jealous of Ampersand?
4. Have you ever seen anyone throw away all their money away in a Casino?
5. Do people ever tell you any interesting stories at the Casino?
6. Have you ever had life changing experience? One of those situaions where you think, "It could have been me" or "I'm lucky that's not me".
7. Do you know what the difference between rap and hip-hop is?
8. So how did you and Maestra meet?
9. What five movies do hate the most?
10. What are your views on stem cell research?
11. What are you favorite television shows?
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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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I must admit. Bleeps is one of the coolest names ever.
1. Why did you pick that name?
I understand Hostel has a thing for your mother.
2. What's the deal between Hostel and your mother?
3. Is it true that Hostel kicked your ass?
4. What's are your thoughts on gay marriage?
5. Are you a member of NAMBLA?
6. Do you believe in aliens?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/rash.asp
7. Does the photo cause any sensation around your temporal bone, jaw, and back?
8. Are you easliy startled?
9. Are you still thinking about the picture?
10. Does it look like a shower head?
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Kojo
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Hmmmm, to answer your questions:
1.Why the name Kojo? Is there a story behind that?
Kojo is a Final Fantasy 7 charachter, no real reason behind it. First name that popped up in the think tank.
2. What is Paolo?
Ahhhhh, youll have to wait for the trailer on the 20th.
3. What kinds of music do you like?
Mostly new rock, I kind of wave between the genres though.
4. What are some of your favorite films?
Rounders (I love poker), Requiem for a Dream (Changed my life of drugs), or any film that will move me and cause inspiration.
5. Do you have any idea what happened to Justin Guarini?
Probably living it up in LA.
6. If you could hang out with any celebrity who would it be?
Deniro, definitley Deniro.
7. If some rich guy offered you a million dollars to take a shit on you what would you do?
No.
8. Which best describes you?
a. happy go lucky?
b. free spirited and creative
c. work before play
Id have to say C. The Marine Corps ruled out the rest.
If someone came to your door and gave you a magic button that would give you a million dollars if you pushed it but when you pushed it, someone somewhere in the world would die but not anybody you know.
9. Would you push the button?
Hmmmm, I am a little trigger happy..... but no.
10. If you could know the answer to one question, what would it be?
Would I be a great filmmaker one day?
11. Just out of curiosity, what do you think the answer to your question is?
Its not to think, but to know.
Yes.
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I understand that you're a music major. You once posted about listening to Shotakovich or however you spell it while driving.
1. Is this why you call yourself Shostie? Yup.
Many people think that The Beatles were a great band. I think they are mediocre.
2. What do you think about The Beatles? They're okay. I prefer the earlier Beatles to the drugged up/LSD-influenced/"since-we're-drugged-up-and-LSD-influenced-we're-profound" Beatles.
3. Why are you so jealous of Ampersand? I wasn't aware that I was. Are you?
4. Have you ever seen anyone throw away all their money away in a Casino? More often than you can imagine. As I've said before, the casino is the most comic AND tragic place I've ever worked. It's like a Puccini opera. I half expect a big, sad, white clown with a bucket full of dollar tokens to come through my line at any minute.
5. Do people ever tell you any interesting stories at the Casino? Maybe. I've learned to tune out the din of the slot machines, which also includes tuning out any inanities the guests might try and tell me. I think some guy told me some Irish jokes the other day, which half-offended me since I'm half-Irish.
6. Have you ever had life changing experience? One of those situaions where you think, "It could have been me" or "I'm lucky that's not me". Working at Disney that one summer certainly strenthened my sense of individuality...
7. Do you know what the difference between rap and hip-hop is? I think hip-hop is more dance-related, I think...
8. So how did you and Maestra meet? Freshman year at USM, I went to visit a girl that I was slightly crushing on at the time and watched Reservoir Dogs with Maestra, her roommate, and the girl.
9. What five movies do hate the most? In no particular order: Star Trek: The Motion Picture; 1941; Star Trek: Nemesis; The dubbed version of El Mariachi (the subtitled one works a lot better); and Don't Answer the Phone.
10. What are your views on stem cell research? It's cool by me, just as long as they don't clone me or something.
11. What are you favorite television shows? The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Real World (makes me feel better about myself), American Idol, American Chopper, Monster Garage, Monster House, Sealab 2021, Aquateen Hunger Force, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and MORE!
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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.
"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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Maestra
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Even though I have this little voice in the back of my mind saying, "Don't do it!", I'm game. Interview me.
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Originally posted by BAD MUTHA FUCKA:
Does the photo cause any sensation around your temporal bone, jaw, and back?
I have a weak stomach today and after looking at that picture I think I will throw up. I wish I could stop imagining the picture. Put a fucking warning on that kind of shit next time like "Warning this picture is so gross that it may cause you to puke your own organs".
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Interview me. (be gentle)
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Vinas
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She lives!
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1. Why did you pick that name?
bexus it be rad.
I understand Hostel has a thing for your mother.
2. What's the deal between Hostel and your mother?
Hostel iszes our bulter.
3. Is it true that Hostel kicked your ass?
No. HOstel kudn't kick my ass is hif livfe despenseded on it.
4. What's are your thoughts on gay marriage?
Well If Hostel want's to marry anothyer man that be okay with me.
5. Are you a member of NAMBLA?
No.
6. Do you believe in aliens?
Sure.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/rash.asp
7. Does the photo cause any sensation around your temporal bone, jaw, and back?
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8. Are you easliy startled?
I is Nyah
9. Are you still thinking about the picture?
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10. Does it look like a shower head? This intssxerviwew be done like a marshmallow.
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She lives!
Barely. So...*looking around*...what did I miss?
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Only the best years of your children's lives.
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1. Did you pick the name Maestra because you are a teacher?
2. What grade do you teach?
3. Do any of your students ever hit on you?
4. Is there any student and teacher hooking up kind of action going on there that you've heard about?
I always hated F. Scott Fitzgerald. He's a little brat that needs to be punched in the face.
5. Which writter(s) do you hate?
6. What do you think of poems in the poetry box? What's the average grade of most of them, A,B,C,D,F?
Pop-quiz
7. When hamlet says, "To be, or not to be: that is the question.." he is
a. contemplating suicide.
b. thinking of killing MacBeth.
c. listing the pro's and con's of a good education.
d. announcing his resignation as king after murdering his mother and sleeping with his father.
The other day I heard a song by Moloko called "I want you". There is a part in that song that goes, "Why should I/Face up to/Another waking day/When there's a chance you'll come to me/In dreams." I thought that was eerie.
8. Do you know any other songs that have an eerie part like that? (For example, in the movie Blue Velvet it was a part of the song "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison)
9. What is your favorite dessert?
10. What do you think about Standardized Tests?
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1. Why the name elf?
Your band I Digress
2. Is that still around?
3. Have you done any performances lately?
On the Radio show you were the sex Doctor Charmangne. Well, I have some questions of a sexual nature.
I read in some girl magazine that the women are capable of having 100+ orgasms in a one hour time span.
4. Is there any truth to that?
5. Does size really matter?
6. If you had one hour left in this world what would you do?
7. What are your hobbies?
8. What are your favorite television shows?
9. Why do you always ask me to be gentle?
10. How was your day?
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BMF, I think you should get your own late night talkshow. Something like Conan, maybe Toronto can pay YOU a million to host here.
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1. Why the name elf? Kinda a nickname by my brother from years ago, because my real name was a bit complicated for his 2 year old mouth - although I am still not sure if he meant to call me "elf" or "Alf".
Your band I Digress
2. Is that still around? I am not in a band, I think you are confusing me with Cheyenne who was in the band and on Blackout's show - and as far as I know, she does not frequent these boards.
3. Have you done any performances lately? On occasion I like to mime, but its been awhile and I simply don't have the theatrical inclination for it.
On the Radio show you were the sex Doctor Charmangne. Well, I have some questions of a sexual nature.
I read in some girl magazine that the women are capable of having 100+ orgasms in a one hour time span.
4. Is there any truth to that? I would imagine that theoretically it is possible. However, us women do have a sort of "refractory period", if only in the sense that we can get a bit sensitive right after...you know.
5. Does size really matter? Yes. And anyone who would say differently is a big liar.
6. If you had one hour left in this world what would you do? Have 1,000 orgasms.
7. What are your hobbies? Reading (really a compulsion, not a hobby), movies, writing, video games, your typical late 20s - chick activities. In the past I have occupied myself with painting, yoga, knitting, crocheting, poker, piano, djing, photography and other various things that I seem not to have the gumption to stick to. Things I would like to make a hobby in the future? All of the above plus furniture making (I know, weird) or creation of some sort of object that doesn't require too much analytical thinking.
8. What are your favorite television shows?
I am not sure I can answer that without inviting scorn. However, I can say that I really only watch about 2 hours of tv a week - and that might be stretching it (and does not include movies) I've recently discovered the West Wing, apparantly a season or two late.
9. Why do you always ask me to be gentle?
Because you're a bad motherfucker.
10. How was your day? Actually quite stressful today - however I am hoping tomorrow won't be so rediculous. Thank you for asking, though.
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1. Did you pick the name Maestra because you are a teacher?
Yes and the fact that I speak pretty good Spanish. It's not as good as it used to be, but I still remember how to curse.
2. What grade do you teach? Sophomores and Seniors this semester which is far different from my usual juniors.
3. Do any of your students ever hit on you?
It has happened. I've also been asked to prom.
4. Is there any student and teacher hooking up kind of action going on there that you've heard about?
I have heard about an incident a few years ago. A senior and a coach on a senior trip. Didn't get the details and I don't want them. I think that's just wrong on so many levels.
I always hated F. Scott Fitzgerald. He's a little brat that needs to be punched in the face.
5. Which writter(s) do you hate?
I can't stand Hemmingway; he whines too much. I hate The Scarlett Letter and anything by Hawthorn with a firey passion which I can only decribe as thus: I would rather gouge out my eyes Oedipus style than read that book again.
6. What do you think of poems in the poetry box? What's the average grade of most of them, A,B,C,D,F?
It's very difficult to assign grades to poetry unless it's a certain type such as a sonnet or haiku, i.e. they don't follow the rules. With the free verse stuff that comes though there, I have to go on content alone, which is also rather difficult. It's hard to put a grade to something when someone has poured out his or her soul onto paper, or in this case a computer screen. But if I must assign a grade, I'll go with a B-.
Pop-quiz
7. When hamlet says, "To be, or not to be: that is the question.." he is
a. contemplating suicide.
b. thinking of killing MacBeth.
c. listing the pro's and con's of a good education.
d. announcing his resignation as king after murdering his mother and sleeping with his father.
A. "To die, to sleep, perchance to dream . . ." It's Shakepeare's greatest tragedy, of course he's contemplating suicide.
The other day I heard a song by Moloko called "I want you". There is a part in that song that goes, "Why should I/Face up to/Another waking day/When there's a chance you'll come to me/In dreams." I thought that was eerie.
8. Do you know any other songs that have an eerie part like that? (For example, in the movie Blue Velvet it was a part of the song "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison)
Actually- and this will show that I teach high school- that new Clay Aiken song with the line "If I were invisible/I would just watch you in your room" creeps me out. He's supposed to be so wholesome and he wants to watch a girl in her room. I can see why he was a camp counselor.
9. What is your favorite dessert?
If it involves chocolate, it's my favorite.
10. What do you think about Standardized Tests?
I think they are an abomination to the educational system. They teach kids that life is multiple choice and to think well inside the box. I have sophomores this semester who have to take the writing test and it kills me to tell them that for the purposes of this test they have to put away their creativity and give these people what they want. It pisses me off to no end. The person who thought that this was a good idea should be drug out into the street and shot.
Nicely done. And nice taste in music by the way.
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Interview me. kthx
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OOWHWHWH WW THAt picture still gibs me the jickydoolers.
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He's supposed to be so wholesome and he wants to watch a girl in her room.
Or guy. Whichever.
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Camp Kill Yourself
1. Isn't that the name of band?
2. If you had one hour left to live what would you do?
3. If you could be invisble for a day what would you do?
4. What would you do if you had 2 million dollars?
5. If you could be an animal which animal would you be and why?
6. What is your favorite color?
7. Do you believe in aliens?
8. Do you have any talents?
9. If you could know the answer to one thing what would it be?
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Camp Kill Yourself
1. Isn't that the name of band?
Yes, but I haven't figured out which one.
2. If you had one hour left to live what would you do?
I would go get on that plane that Britney Spears is on in her current music video...fuck her(that's like 20 seconds right there)and then bring back the Macerana dance...right there on the plane! Who doesn't love that one?
3. If you could be invisble for a day what would you do?
I would kill that Johnny Trendy guy from the Anna Nicole Smith Show, Bill Walton, and those Hanson girls.
4. What would you do if you had 2 million dollars?
Two chicks at the same time.
5. If you could be an animal which animal would you be and why?
I had a cat once who died of diabetes...we had to give it shots everyday and then me and my brother went out of town and came back...Cheeta was magically dead! I still blame my parents because they hated wasting money on my favorite cat, and I believed there is a conspiracy involved here. But come on...a cat with diabetes? HAHAHA...I am so lonely, so very very lonely. About your original question; my lawyer has informed that I can't answer that question due to an...incident.
6. What is your favorite color?
Pizza or Red with Melting
7. Do you believe in aliens?
I think they have a more politically correct name: Mexicans. People these days.
8. Do you have any talents?
WHOA HEY...getting a little personal here aren't we? We've just met and already you want to know about my skills in the bedroom. Seriously though, my biggest talent is illustrated in the following picture: I've got Talent!
9. If you could know the answer to one thing what would it be?
Why is child molestation ille--WHOA HEY...Camp's lawyer here. Disregard everything that has been said because well...He's encouragable!
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8. Do you have any talents?
WHOA HEY...getting a little personal here aren't we? We've just met and already you want to know about my skills in the bedroom. Seriously though, my biggest talent is illustrated in the following picture: I've got Talent!
That... That... was FUCKING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
Im going back to my corner now.... its 3:33.
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You've been served, yo!
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Ah, Lemonparty.org. Where would the internet be without your constant stream of new offendees?
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Camp Kill Yourself
4. What would you do if you had 2 million dollars?
Two chicks at the same time.
You have to pay for that??? ![[Yummy]](graemlins/yummy.gif)
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