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<KDK>
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Im sorry had no where to come out. But yes, I Fuck Sheap ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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<Flip>
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Its ok I understand. I suck Horse Dick every time I can, I love there hot cum on my lips.
Flip
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<Blackout>
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The two of you really have nothing to be ashamned of. I cram live starfishes up my onholy starfish in the hopes of being holy.
Maybe we should all be friends again and have sex like we used to in the old days?
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<FireCat>
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and hell I let dogs fuck me in the ass, Get-R-Done
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FireCat
Destroyer of Worlds & Moderator of The Box Office movie forum
Member # 1033
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fuck you firecat,
Anyway Me, If i had to pick an animal i think id like to stick it to Bambi, peal her thong panties right outta her crack and shuv it in MMMM, make her moan.
Posts: 396 | From: Shelbyville, TN | Registered: Jan 2005
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<Bambi>
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Like totally eeeewwww gross!
Guys like the 4 of you all scare me, I'm running back into the forest to find mama!
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<Herbert>
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*Herbert provides cover fire as Bambi runs into the woods*
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<The Forest>
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I don't want that fucking Deer here, or those guns. Go back with those four guys and do your best. I am done with you. You left me, you ran out into the world, and NOW you see that it is scary and you want to come BACK?!?
Fuck you. I've moved on.
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<The Ground>
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Hey Forrest, you fuckin' freeloader. Who invited you to settle down on me for the past thousand years anyway? ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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<Molten lava core>
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Suck a fucked duck ground... who invited you to cool and form plates and fautl lines out of me??? Everyone here is a user!!!! Bastards!!
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<God>
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I created all of you ungrateful bastards. Calm your shit down, or I will smite thee. You fucks.
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<Alien Intelligence Above>
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Calm your shit down, God.
You're not the top Dog around here either. When we gave you the power to create the Earth, DNA and all the life, laws, and substance contained within it's universe, we told you that you were supposed to be HUMBLE with that power. Now look what you've gone and done and passed down the line!
Also, we don't approve of how you just went all over the place (the Bible, and on these and other bulletin boards) using the generic term God. We told you that you could be God of the Earth and its Universe that you created, and you were supposed to sign all your documents that way. Now headquarters has found out that you have just been using the term "God" by itself, which has caused much confusion to your creations.
We have decided to DEPROMOTE you back to the status of a simple 1 celled structure in another universe until you get your mind straight again, however many millions of years that might take...is up to you.
To the earth and all it's inhabitants, as well as all other life form's in it's universe, we apologize for any inconvienience that this has caused you, but you are old enough to know the truth and take care of yourselves now.
Sincerely,
An Alien Intelligence from Far Above
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<Nietzsche>
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I told you he was dead. I told you!
Freddie
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