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Topic: What is a Discordian?
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Malakh7
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Are you confused? Agitated? Nervous?
Do you often find your self reading the boards and asking, "What are these freaks talking about?"
Do you wish FenianTimelord would touch you inappropriately?
Do you wonder what a Discordian is but you can't be hassled reading a bunch of words that explains it to you?
If you answered yes or maybe to any of these questions then you may want to watch the following video:
http://vimeo.com/2287125
HAIL ERIS!! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!
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The Mad Reverend Malakh : Mal-7 : High Priest of the Esoteric Order of Free Zombies : Techno-Shaman Artist : Chaos Magickian : Psybermage : Quantum Physics Reality Engineer : RadioFreeZombie DJ & Producer, Yada yada bing bing woop woop zing!
"The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously." Principia Discordia #00074
Posts: 114 | From: WA | Registered: Apr 2009
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disco.sleeze
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I can't watch video on my phone, but I looked up the Wikipedia entry on Discordianisim.
While I was reading it I felt very confused and got a headache. Then an intense craving for a chocolate peanut butter oatmeal cookie. Is that normal?
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"Each life makes its own imitation of immortality." - Stephen King
Posts: 105 | From: Chicago, Illinois | Registered: Apr 2009
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Malakh7
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Yes this sounds quite normal. Find your cookies, go someplace public and meditate with the cookie, and once you are enlightened eat the cookie.
Just don't toss your cookie.
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The Mad Reverend Malakh : Mal-7 : High Priest of the Esoteric Order of Free Zombies : Techno-Shaman Artist : Chaos Magickian : Psybermage : Quantum Physics Reality Engineer : RadioFreeZombie DJ & Producer, Yada yada bing bing woop woop zing!
"The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously." Principia Discordia #00074
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disco.sleeze
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How will I know when I've been enlightened? Will the cookie tell me?
And I would never toss a cookie. What a waste!
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"Each life makes its own imitation of immortality." - Stephen King
Posts: 105 | From: Chicago, Illinois | Registered: Apr 2009
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Fenian Timelord R+C KSC ChD
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While the cookie itself might not inform you of your illumination, the flying ferrets in the trees might just.............
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Fenian Timelord ChD KSC KLF FRC
Headmaster, Tesla Institute for the Advanced studies of Discordian Dialectics
Professor of Temporal Physics, & Magick-Mysticism Studies
Professor Emeritus, Miskatonic University
Discordian Chaosopher
Archimandrite of the Kreeping Krishna Thelematic-Caodai Cabal
Prelate, Church of the 7-Faces of Dr. Lao
Illuminati Grand Magistrate V° Master- Starry Wisdom Sect
Lord High Temporal Pyrate
Rosicrucian Mystic
Posts: 125 | From: Tesla Institute for the Advanced studies of Discordian Dialectics | Registered: Apr 2009
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Malakh7
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There is no cookie...
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The Mad Reverend Malakh : Mal-7 : High Priest of the Esoteric Order of Free Zombies : Techno-Shaman Artist : Chaos Magickian : Psybermage : Quantum Physics Reality Engineer : RadioFreeZombie DJ & Producer, Yada yada bing bing woop woop zing!
"The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously." Principia Discordia #00074
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ToxicaAcid
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i like that video...it makes me feel oddly comfortable
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We're only as sick as our secrets
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Cottonjaws
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Of course applying "labels" to objects carries no value, because the best description of an object is the "label" we apply...
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I want to know a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing....
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Malakh7
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Sondra London gives statement in court regarding What is a Discordian?
http://video.asterpix.com/v/348277801/hail-eris-in-court/
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The Mad Reverend Malakh : Mal-7 : High Priest of the Esoteric Order of Free Zombies : Techno-Shaman Artist : Chaos Magickian : Psybermage : Quantum Physics Reality Engineer : RadioFreeZombie DJ & Producer, Yada yada bing bing woop woop zing!
"The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously." Principia Discordia #00074
Posts: 114 | From: WA | Registered: Apr 2009
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