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Painter Child
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i agree, whyle the poetry dule was awsom, Ibelive it rocked!... the content was... well, still awsom, but still way negative... this time i propose group partisipation only writing a one phrase story.... so i'll start then you all add the next line to the story...
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Walking down the dark ally I ran into some shady guys...
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"you know there is a dark side to this girl..." -kyle
Poetry is no phase!And NO i won't grow out of it! how do you like that?
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who took my money and bitched slapped me for being such a scandalous hoe. I was......
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AAARRRGGH
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pregnant at the time, which made it difficult to carry the body back to the...
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Backyard. But all the same, I grabbed my shovel and 6 hefty bags and...
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devised a way to build a time machine. This of course failed when...
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I realised I was pregnant and trying to get rid of a dead body. I grabbed my shovel and 6 hefty bags and...
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I Headed for the bathtub where I took a large carving knife and...
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Kojo
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stabbed my self in the throat.
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'my self' being the name of the dead chinese guy whose body I had been carrying. I thought I was safe here in tibet, until...
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Kojo
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I died by spontanious combustion.
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when suddenly i relized i was reencarnated as cat who had just lost its seventh life. living in paris I...
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Poetry is no phase!And NO i won't grow out of it! how do you like that?
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Purchased an 8 inch, Purple, Double-headed dildo and a box of Ritz Crackers. This night of debauchery also called for...
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Kojo
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An atom bomb which killed myself and everyone else in the world, including the internet.
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AAARRRGGH
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I then purchased a 'kojo post unblocker', thus nullifying all of kojo's posts thus far in this thread. This made me feel really...
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Munch Munch
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Ampersand
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..proud to be woman growing up in the 21st century where things like 'Kojo post nullifyers' are made possible. God bless America and..
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Maestra
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Midgets. That's how I got pregnant. I met him ina meat packing plant in . . .
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Kojo
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wisconsin, where AAARRRGGHH was tradgicaly killed by a meat cutter, thus nullifying the Kojo post nullifyers. As I was leaving the plant with a pound of AAARRRGGHH burger....
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I realised that I, Kojo, had a penchant for small boys. As I took seven year old pedro in my arms...
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I went to the church, to release the evil soul of AAARRRGGHH, who took over my body after I ate the AAARRRGGHH Burger, and took his wrath out on little boys. I decided then to go to the airport to...
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...recruit members for my mesianic cult centered around the worship of the Hamburgler. Things were going great until airport security came to me and...
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stopped a criminal. The security then requested a full body cavity search from him...
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and i was chosen to do the honors. so i put on a rubber glove and...
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"you know there is a dark side to this girl..." -kyle
Poetry is no phase!And NO i won't grow out of it! how do you like that?
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did the dishes, because I couldn't afford my lunch bill. I took the bottle of soap and squirted it on...
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...the back of a high-priced hooker, who...
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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.
"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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I found in a russian catalouge, which belonged to...
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7 Oil Shieks from Saudi Arabia. They bought it and a candy bar from a local...
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Shaman who informed me that the 'spirit of aaarrrggh' defence wouldn't hold up in court for a third time. I realised it was me all along, and that I was nothing but a dirty little...
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bar of soap, which could be cleaned with a little water. Unfortunately, I didn't have...
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a bath tub. so i went over to the neighbors house to ask if i could borrow a...
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"you know there is a dark side to this girl..." -kyle
Poetry is no phase!And NO i won't grow out of it! how do you like that?
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...feeling. Then, notwithstanding that, I requested a jar of...
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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.
"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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Pickled Pig's feet. It Appears that I have caught Malaria and...
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Rosie O'donnell. I knew things were getting serious when BMF told me he wanted to...
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jumprope with the girl next door. In response to this odd request i told him that...
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Poetry is no phase!And NO i won't grow out of it! how do you like that?
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I used to jump rope porfessionally, until of course I broke ....
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It's Megamaid sir, she's gone from suck to blow!
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kidney, then jumproping was never the same again. From there we went to visit the realatives in missouri and saw...
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Poetry is no phase!And NO i won't grow out of it! how do you like that?
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...a herd of genetically engineered dinosaurs roaming the plains of Isla Nebular. I knew at that instance that A) My professional life as of that moment was on the verge of major changes. B) The fat guy was going to die, and C)...
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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.
"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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...that my my new career would be in the research and development of radioactive fat people to feed to the dinosaurs; hence, killing them with love. Of course, all this could be avoided if, and only if,...
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I offered up a human sacrifice to the old man in scene 24. It couldn't be just anybody, so I choose . . .
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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.
"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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Steve Guttenberg. That fucker hasn't been in anything great since...
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Three Men and a Baby, from which the ghost of...
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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.
"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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Ted Danson's Career still haunts me. It's not easy when you're...
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... a Teen Wolf. 2. But at least I'm not an..
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Asian midget in the NBA. It's still difficult putting on a decent USO show when...
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You don't even know what 'uso' means. I'm not saying all of Hitler's ideas were positive, but...
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..he probably did create the most economically-minded and efficient train transportation system ever. Much unlike Brutus, who stabbed Caesar and then went on to...
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form the most powerful alliance with Mao Tse Tsung and Bobba Fett that the world has ever seen. This kind of destructive force can only be rivalled by...
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my cousin's guitar. No man on earth could have such powerful, expensive...
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...solid gold jet car, especially when one doesn't know that it's BOBA Fett, not Bobba Fett, the moron. But I digress. The real point I'm trying to get at here is that the Fanny Mae Foundation...
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"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson
"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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is totally in Cahoots with Al-Quaida. I don't have proof but I can feel it in my...
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