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Topic: I'd Love to hear Hunter S Thompson's take on the Dick Cheney shooting...
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Cottonjaws
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I'd Love to hear Hunter S Thompson's take on the Cheney shooting... Something along the lines of...
"The hideous beastman's blistered restraint collapsed, his carnal subconscious lashed out as any viscious dumb beast would..."
I don't have time to get it right... Anyone else?
-------------------- I want to know a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing....
Posts: 302 | From: Brisbane, Australia | Registered: Aug 2005
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HighFidelity
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Didn't Hunter Thompson off himself cuz he was upset that football season was over? what a chump.
Posts: 340 | From: New Jersey | Registered: Mar 2005
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bunny_foofoo
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I think Maya Angelou could put a dramatic African American spin on it.
And in honor of Black History Month...
quote: I know why the caged bird sings -by Maya Angelou
A free bird leaps on the back of the wind and floats downstream till the current ends and dips his wing in the orange suns rays and dares to claim the sky.
But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.
The caged bird sings with a fearful trill of things unknown but longed for still and his tune is heard on the distant hill for the caged bird sings of freedom.
The free bird thinks of another breeze and the trade winds soft through the sighing trees and the fat worms waiting on a dawn-bright lawn and he names the sky his own.
But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.
The caged bird sings with a fearful trill of things unknown but longed for still and his tune is heard on the distant hill for the caged bird sings of freedom.
-------------------- I rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, then go for a drive with Ted Kennedy.
Posts: 1085 | From: South FL | Registered: Jul 2005
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bunny_foofoo
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Is this the first time a vice president (or president) has shot someone by accident while in office?
I can't believe he was hunting Quail with buckshot. That stuff splatters everywhere. I guess he wasn't planning on eating it, unless he wanted to spit buckshot like watermelon seeds.
-------------------- I rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, then go for a drive with Ted Kennedy.
Posts: 1085 | From: South FL | Registered: Jul 2005
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Cottonjaws
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When i lived in Waiuku, New Zealand (a real back water) half the kids used to pick shot out of they're duck sandwiches during duck hunting season, the other half had mums with good eyesight....
-------------------- I want to know a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing....
Posts: 302 | From: Brisbane, Australia | Registered: Aug 2005
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Galador
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The last time a sitting vice-president was involved in a shooting was when Aaron Burr dualed Alexander Hamilton with pistols. As John Stewart said, that last time was for integrity and honor, and this time it was because the Vice President thought Whittington was a bird.
-------------------- Zenyatta Mondatta dot com
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Maestra
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Honestly, this whole incident has raised my opinion of our vice president. He's a bad ass who's not afraid to shoot a man in the face to get what he wants. I say he should shoot more people in the face. In fact, that should be a new part of the vice presidential job description. His oath should read:
"I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same by shooting those motherfuckers in the face: that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God and Charlton Heston!"
-------------------- You never know what's going to happen when you give a robot a machine gun.
Posts: 1786 | From: Houston, Texas | Registered: Feb 2003
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Cottonjaws
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Of course if that amendment was added he would immediately buy shares in gun / bullet manufacturers, facial reconstruction research companies and buy up the Charlton Heston back catalogue.....
-------------------- I want to know a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing....
Posts: 302 | From: Brisbane, Australia | Registered: Aug 2005
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