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Blackout
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Shane (of Ebay proposal to Natalie fame on the boards) did a couple of shots for me to get a new agent. I'll post a couple here. I didn't want to go wacky because I wanted to be able to audition for dramatic roles as well. I'll post a couple here. Some are BW as is standard and a few are color. Let me know what you think, and thanks Shane.
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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout
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Vinas
Official Blackout's Box Fancy Lad Canadian Bitch Ambassador and Teutonic God of Thunder
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Blackout = man boobies. = funny! Haw!
Very angsty and dramatic.
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"Vinny uncaringly hurts peoples feelings. He's like a mean robot."
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Chris -Kracka C-
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"Blackout's box presents: Desire. A fragrance for the everyday man. Desire. The Passion, the entrigue, the DESIRE!
Available now whereever useless bits of crap are sold."
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"It gives you different perspectives to think about things." - Blackout
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Herbert
Ghostly lover of hats and elephants & Official Blackout's Box Archivist
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Should I start Photoshopping now or later?
*kidding*
Very nice picture. We all know Blackout can live without Broadway, but can Broadway live without Blackout? ![[Party On ]](graemlins/partyonface.gif)
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Ampersand
I'm Gentle and sweet woman looking for a good kind man.
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Now I'm not a gay man, but..
Anyway, nice to see you getting your crap together.
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I'm looking for a good kind man, who wont hit me anymore. Will you be my friend forever? Come check out my profile.
Posts: 1146 | From: Sometimes I don't remember but I know I'm near a pool. | Registered: May 2003
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Comc@st_Gurl
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I'd hit it... ![[Eye brow raise]](graemlins/eyebrowraise.gif)
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If I could be anything, I'd be your tear. To be born in your eye...to live on your cheek...and to die on your lips.
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Blackout
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I personally, love all my hat pictures but casting directors and agents don't seem to like that sort of stuff. I hadn't done any sort of photo shot for a while so it took a while to get comfortable, and now I am assembling a demo reel DVD with clips of all the TV and box stuff I've done so far.
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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout
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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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yeah man. You gotta loose all that hat crazy hat stuff or else people will think you're straight out of a comic book. There's just something about top hats that makes people think you're unstable. It's like when you're out playing basketball and some guy tries to steal the ball from you but you move it and he accidently grabs your nuts instead. Well that's the same feeling people get around some weirdo in a top hat. It's just creepy.
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Chris -Kracka C-
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That is quite possibly the strangest (any maybe first) Hat+ Basketball analogy I think I've ever heard/read.
Umm...I think I need a glass of milk and a teddy bear. You frighten me.
Chris
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Princess
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That's hot.
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It's Megamaid sir, she's gone from suck to blow!
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Carrot Vagina
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We jest because we love.
And because it's fucking hilarious.
-The Vag ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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Chris -Kracka C-
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My good golly. That makes me feel bad about my silly little one I was working on in Paint
Chris
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Posts: 1185 | From: Houston, Tx | Registered: Dec 2003
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Vinas
Official Blackout's Box Fancy Lad Canadian Bitch Ambassador and Teutonic God of Thunder
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All my life, I've wanted an odour supple as a nerf ball, but powerful as a gorilla.
Thank you, M.B., for your gift of scent.
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Posts: 3557 | From: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada | Registered: Aug 2002
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Shostie
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You know that picture of David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman in front of KITT where they're both giving the 'thumbs up' signal? Why is that the first thing I thought of?
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"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels
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"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire
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Blackout
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Ohhhh.... funny stuff. I think I broke a smile that I haven't had for a while. Maybe a little crack off of the nasty dark dpression edge. Score 1 for POsitivo -1 for Negativo! Only 41 more to go.
Let's see... should I put out some more lores for photoshop whores?
This one comes off more mopey and sad (which is how I'm been) than I wanted it too. I was going for more of the desire or carot vaginas mansluts look. That sells. That gets parts.
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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout
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Princess
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you look argentino
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It's Megamaid sir, she's gone from suck to blow!
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repstein
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He is Argentinian .. well, his ancestry is.
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Chris -Kracka C-
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Ahh, well, ya knew someone had to do this, right?
By the way, I don't have photoshop. I used Photodeluxe which has about 1/80th of the features and takes twice as long.
Chris
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Carrot Vagina
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All kidding aside, I am moved by this new headshot picture, sir Blackout. The way you captured your innocence - while cleverly disguising your farting - with a look both inviting and gassy, is just brilliant, my friend. Fine work indeed.
And now, for something completely different...
PS: The humor contained herein was inspired by the uproarious comedy stylings of Mr. Flip Schultz. www.flipschultz.com
-The Vag
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Herbert
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Something less sexual for a change... well, unless your into this sort of thing
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Carrot Vagina
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Alas, how could I forget? Never will I stop reminiscing of our last night together, dearest Flipper. You, Me, the sweet sounds of Kaja Goo Goo on the radio and that loaf of Italian Bread in your pocket. I can still feel the sand between my toes, the waves around my ankles, and the warm piss streaming down the front of my 1-piece.
At least we'll always have Six Flags, Flipper.
Always.
Too shy shy
HUSH HUSH
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flipper
EeeeeEEEkkkk SqueeAKKK eerkkk OOOaakk sqeeerrkkk eeek!
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Oh Vag...sweet, sweet Vag. It means everything in the world to me that you rememberd the Kaja Goo Goo and the waves. But how could you forget the fondue and the way the midgets played teather ball with ours?
Please Vag, please don't ever forget the midgets.
Flipper
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Chris -Kracka C-
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I also remember when I was out on the dock fishing, right. And I feel a tug on my pole right? So I'm reelin', f---ing reelin', f---in' reelin'...
umm..
oh, wait, that's something else entirely.
Chris
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Carrot Vagina
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Sigh...
I’ll have you remember sir, that the “midgets” (as you so tastelessly referred to them), just happened to be a couple of undersized Sherpa’s I had hired specifically for our engagement to aid us in the scaling of the magic mountain of egg salad. They set the mood nicely, if you’ll recall, with some 80’s cover songs and a bit of randy tetherball - but never did I imagine they would leave us for dead on that beach, cold and naked and needing change for a dollar. You cannot blame me for that.
Although, interestingly enough, looking back at their brochure, a disclaimer clearly sates: NO FAT CHICKS, NO COMEDIANS, AND NO BILLS LARGER THAN $1.00. So I guess the moral of the tale is to always read the fine print when hiring vertically challenged Tibetans to cater your unabashedly emotional but only slightly gay rendezvous.
You know, the fact that we never made it to that sacred hilltop due to your untimely bowels and our ill-mannered guides, makes little difference to me...it was the best time of my life and I know it was yours too. And nobody can take that from us. Not “midgets”. Not anybody.
Sigh...
-The Vag
PS: I believe the current politically correct term for “MIDGET” would be “BITE SIZED MINI PEOPLES”, so you may want to adjust yourself accordingly.
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flipper
EeeeeEEEkkkk SqueeAKKK eerkkk OOOaakk sqeeerrkkk eeek!
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Oh dear God, how we so easily forget dear Vag. The "BSMP", as they should be referred to (although I still prefer to call them "Barty's") did leave us for dead, but we were in litigation with them because the brochure did say "No Comedians", we were stating in a court of law that I am not a "comedian", I am a "comedian/actor/lover/swinger". I still say that I am not "just" a comedian, so therefore the fine print is null and void. So those Barty's owe us a full night of Retro Barty Dancing, covers of all songs from every John Hughes movie, and a beach where the egg salad mountain is accessable...but too accessable, for we need a challenge to feel better about ourselves.
I still hope you will come to court with me to protest this grave injustice and to make sure that the world will never again fall prey to the wiley Barty's.
-Flippe
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Blackout
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I really got a laugh off of your spoofs, I am going to post more of the bad headshots that will give you more to destroy me with.
Your Lover,
- Blackout
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