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Herbert
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Shostie
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There are a lot of amazing things you can do with MSPaint. This is not one of them...

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FireCat
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Blackout
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And the score so far:

Herbert: 7 points for just been nice and petting up a card

Shostie: 10 points - brilliant

Firecat: Foul! Removed from game for 2 more cards.

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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout

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FireCat
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*awe man! haha
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BAD MUTHA FUCKA
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+15 for fire cat cuz i thought it was funny.
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Cottonjaws
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Yeah i know i'm a try hard but i couldn't resist...

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I want to know a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing....

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AAARRRGGH
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AAARRRGGH
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Munch Munch

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FireCat
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AAARRRGGH is proboly the winner in my book so far.

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eFekt-oNe
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AAARRRGGH
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Yeah, I know, I'm a sick fuck:

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Munch Munch

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eFekt-oNe
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Shostie
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You people fail to understand that Christmas is about fucking things. Mostly elves or reindeer. Now and then Mrs. Clause.

And there's that bit about Jesus being born, or something...

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"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels

"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson

"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire

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AAARRRGGH
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If you read between the lines, I think you'll find that Santa DID fuck something in my last christmas card...

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Munch Munch

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Shostie
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Yeah, that doesn't look like an elf or a reindeer to me, though...

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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.

"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels

"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson

"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire

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eFekt-oNe
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My last card had someone attempting to fuck Santa...does that count?? And who the hell is Jesus? [Wink]
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Chris -Kracka C-
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quote:
Originally posted by eFekt-oNe:
My last card had someone attempting to fuck Santa...does that count?? And who the hell is Jesus? [Wink]

My mom's gardener.

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Shostie
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I think Chris just won the thread...

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Maestra is indeed a sexy geek.

"Primitive humans make tools; computer-designed, high-tech hand tools." -program description from The History Channel's Modern Marvels

"I wish God were alive to see this." -Homer Simpson

"And my stage directions make no sense. How is it possible for me to wear clown make up AND be sober all at once?" -Davan MacIntire

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bunny_foofoo
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Someone needs to move this to the classic thread section. [Big Grin]

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FireCat
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Money is tight and times are hard, So heares your fucking christmas card!


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twas the night before christmas and all therew the house, everyone felt shitty even the mouse.

Mama at the whore house, daddy smoking grass. I just settled down for a nice peice of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, i sprang from my PEICE to see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn I saw a big dick. I knew right away it must be saint nick.

He came down the cheminy like a bat outta hell, i knew right away the fucker had fell

he filled our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with such a thunderus fart, the son of a bitch blew my cheimny apart.

I heard him swear and curse as he rode out of sight.
PISS ON YOU ALL! AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT

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eFekt-oNe
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quote:
Originally posted by FireCat:
PISS ON YOU ALL! AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT

That wasnt very nice. [Frown] heh

-edit: FireCat is R. Kelly? [Embarrassed]

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FireCat
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hehe, R-Kelly= Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed & Incest... fun for the whole family.

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eFekt-oNe
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Its always good when you can have a family night that everyone can enjoy. :x ew.
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