Blackout
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ATTENTION! AWESOME NEWS FOR B-BOX FANS:
Ok everybody, finally, after over 2 years of having to sit through the Blackout's Box videos in low resolution windows media player format, I am proud to announce:
Blackout's Box - THE INSANITY DVD VOLUME I
Is soon to be released! This DVD will feature all the Blackout's Box videos featured on the site, plus much more, all in full resolution DVD quality picture and dolby digital sound!
With almost two hours of video, and hours more of bonus material, this very first, collector's edition Blackout's Box DVD will feature:
Zorlack - the screen test (the first video to appear on Blackout.com)
The Raver Chronicles - part I
The Raver Chronicles - outtakes, deleted scenes, and unseen footage.
Malinda Wakes Up
The 1-900 Girls
Christopher Walken Teaches History
Dude, Where's My Brain?
Milky - The Milk Challenge
The Hair Catastrophe
The Quiznos Corporate Scandal
The Smallville Sketch
Smallville Sketch Outtakes
Y-Man Returns
The Star Wars Kid PREQUEL
The DROP (bungee dating)
PLUS:
A special brand new "Trumpet - the complimentary Dino Pup" video.
Plus many more bonuses, such as behind the scenes footage of Blackout's Box Studios, both the new studio, and the old 'Hat House', as well as footage of what it is like to be on 'Blackout's Box LIVE!' the radio show in person at the studio, and videos of other TV shows, Films, and commercials that Blackout has apeared in. EVEN footage of Blackout at WKPX in Piper High school, where Blackout's Box originally started! There will also be directors commentary and 'prankers commentary' alternate audio tracks on many of the videos, describing some of what was going on and how Blackout keeps from breaking and laughing. Wait... why am talking about myself in the third person? I think it's supposed to be more professional or something. So screw it, I shall continue:
BUT wait, there's more!
Stories, biographies, pictures, certain quotes and sayings from the boards, the entire Carrot Vagina photoshop fun collection, and special fan artwork and selected posts, as well as the origin stoy of Blackout's Box and some original recordings from the ORIGINAL Blackout's Box toll free voice mail box line! PLUS - some hidden easter eggs and NEVER RELEASED prank calls will be ALSO be on this DVD!
Have you fully pooped your pants yet!?!?!? Can it get any better?
YES, IT CAN!
A special trailer for the Blackout's Box TV show concept, and a trailer of an upcoming Blackout's Box Studios movie project. "Revenge of the Worker" (c)2005 Blackout's Box Studios MAY also be included as a secret easter egg. More on that later.
The DVD will be professionally mastered, packaged in a full size DVD case, and shrinkwrapped, in full color on the DVD, and case cover. This is no stomper sticker dvd! If for some reason you are in the stone age, and do not have a DVD player, a VHS tape will also be available.
The cost of the DVD will be approx $30 plus shipping. You will receive the DVD within 2 to 5 days of ordering it, as it is going to be shipped out automatically by a special automated system in a Bugs Bunny like factory.
If you wish to have your copy autographed or anything special included, you will have to order from a seperate link and the price will be $50. This is because the DVDs are going to be replicated and shipped from a factory, so to autograph it I will have to send you one of my personal copies.
The DVD will also be available for rental on NETFLIX! Yay! Please though, we ask you NOT to rent the DVD through netflix, but support Blackout's Box buy buying the DVD! Sure, we will get a small percentage of profit from the netflix rentals, but show your support and BUY a a damn copy or I'll hurt you! Oh wait... I am talking about myself in the third person to appear more professional...so...ahem...Blackout will hurt you!
Also, for the enquiring Blackout's box FANatic:
ALL of the current Blackout's Box CDs (which are currently out of print and unavailble), are being professionaly remastered and repackaged, and will be sold in a similar way, including an upcoming special "Blackout's Boxed Set" of all the original Blackout's Box CDs, two new CDs, and the Blackout's Box DVD! This will include the CDs of the Insanity Volume I & II, The Quanicles (which will now include part II.. Quan returns 10 years later as a chigger), a Best of Blackout's Box LIVE! The radio show CD, and a brand new special surprise bonus CD, as well as the brand spanking new, shiny, and supermegamagifantistilaughical Blackout's Box DVD!
All this, while the radio show is re-launched, the site is being re-vamped and reprogrammed (expect a Blackout's Box 2.5 shortly... as we continue work on 3.0), and new material is being released, and old material remastered!!!
{panting.... catching breath)
The "Blackout's Boxed Set" may take some time to compelete, so don't wait for that! The Boxed Set will be available with or without the DVD. Prices are not yet set.
Show your support and reply here if you plan on buying the DVD. I am working on it as we speak and would like to perhaps offer some sort of a pre-order discount if I can, and if enough people want it to be able to give a pre-order discount. Also... before I send the final master to the plant, I am ging to include a special secret track with messages, pics, and 'shoutouts' from the first people who pre-order! Be part of the magic of the very first Blackout's Box DVD and actually be ON IT! Blackout's Box has been, and always be, an interactive, ever evolving medium. You are part of what it is!
It's a good time for the Box!
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT, let me know if you would pre-order this DVD.
Love, Kindness, & Creativity Always,
- Blackout ![[Hippy Chic]](graemlins/hippy.gif)
[ 02-09-2005, 02:44 AM: Message edited by: Blackout ]
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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout
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