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Blackout
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Oh boy.
"The Hat" has some things to say.
This attack is bullshit, unwarranted, and ruder than anything I, Flip or Marisa supposedly did to you, and you have pised me off with your posts to a very high degree.
Let me first explain to everyone who wasn't there - that I was completely unaware of any 'conflict', as I woke up to Pharris attacking me saying how 'mad' he was, and I didn't even have any idea why he would be mad. I had NO idea of his Marrisa obsession or supposed date, but we'll get into that in a bit. He ranted, we talked, he explained how he felt, and while I didn't agree at all with what he said, I could UNDERSTAND how he perhaps misinterpreted things and got hurt, and I said I was upset that he was hurt, and that I never ment to hurt or disrespect him, but I still didn't agree with him, and I truly didn't feel that he had the right to be mad or that I disrespected him. I wouldn't purposely do that to ANY of my friends. We argued a bit and worked it through (I thought) maturely, and that was that. But then I come to the boards to read his ridiculous, jealous, immature, insecure, disgusting, and unwarranted trash talk posts, and I have to respond strongly that the way he came off here is simply as an asshole, and not only an asshole, but a severely insecure and jealous asshole, who's own bitterness at women and general lack of self worth and dating prospects made him turn against me, Flip, and a very nice girl who was new - Marisa.
God. There are so many points that I have to make here that don't even know where to begin.
First off let me sum up the night very simply for all of you readers and site followers so you can hear another side instead of all this trash talk that you are hearing from the one sided and very misled, bitter boy Pharris.
I did the show as normal, it was a great show, with lots of fun going on, a reunification with Tesser that made me very happy, new bits, more listeners, and then Kate happened to bring by a new girl to the show - Marisa. She was cool, pretty, intelligent, fun & flirtatious. We all thought so. She flirted with us all, innocently, and she was simply being a single girl having fun. That does not make her a whore Pharris. I did what I ALWAYS DO on the show and made bits out of it and flirted back towards her and hence the dating game thing came up with all the over the top sounds effects, drama and music (which you were invited in on but you couldn't take seeing her attention waiver so you walked out) and it ended up that yes, at the end of the show, I stayed up talking to her all night and we kissed and fell asleep together. THAT'S IT.
I did not have sex with her, YOU STUPID FUCKING JACKASS, and even if I did, it would have ABSOLUTELY been NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. How dare you come on to these boards and post to EVERYONE as FACT that I slept with her, thereby of course insinuating that we had sex (which once again we did not, not that I should even have to say this but I'm making a point), and making it look as if I stole 'your girl', as if I am some villin, and you are some poor disrespected 'good guy' who was jacked again by his terrible and uncaring friends. That is a complete and utter load of dog shit, that is the poop that was in the Cheat's hallway. Your own pittiful and hypocritical posts prove it.
As a few intelligent people in this thread have pointed out, Marisa is her own girl, who can make her own choices, who came here as a friend of Kate, and that's it. The idea that anyone had 'dibs', 'first rights' or as Marty, our beloved Unclecrazy face so humorously put it 'shotgun' on her is ABSOLUETLY RIDICULOUS and holds NO WATER WHATSOEVER.
She was not brought here by you, nor for you Pharris.[/I} She was not your date or a girl who someone was bringing here to
'set you up' with. You had and have no rights over her and no right to be so possessive, or so mad at me, and so disgustingly rude as you have come off in these posts. I was flirting with her as you were and as Flip was, and I did not know that you had asked her out on a date and she accepted... you didn't tell me that until we were ALL asking her out and I had already starting the dating game bit on the show. I didn't steal ANYTHING away from you or disrespect you in anyway whatsoever. [I]We were all flirting and having fun and she made her own choices, and because you were not that choice you are being a bitter little bastard about it and saying things about me that are just untrue.
You never came to me and said anything in private to the effect to please not flirt with her... I probably would have backed off because I DO care about you and you ARE my friend (or so I thought) and I know you have been having severe troubles with being lonely and trying to find a girl, but that would have been me just trying to be nice, that is not some RIGHT that you have because you are having a hard time finding dates.
To further the insult to injury, you broadcast lies on the boards, and call up every single one of our close friends to berate me, and you have the nerve to accuse me of treating her like a piece of meat, which is absolutely ridiculous when if there is ANYONE around here who objectifies and treats women like meat, IT IS YOU. You are the one who has said to me that you are 'the master manipulator' of women and that you 'tell them what they want to hear' you asshole. You are the one who sits on AOL with the same 50 responses cutting and pasting just trying to get a fuck, you are the one who just told me the other day how you changed your profile to be an evil dude, because girls like evil dudes, well you don't NEED to change your profile, because the way you are acting, you ARE an evil dude. Where are they? Where are the girls knocking on your door for the love of your brilliance and manipulation? They are nowhere, and they will be nowhere, until you wakeup.
I would have thought you knew me from all this time being roomates. I have had many female friends who I have been very close with who have even stayed over here that I have NOT HAD SEX with. I know that your little potty mind can't possibly comprehend that, because the first thing out of your dirty mouth is something to the effect of "did you fuck her?" or "your a wuss, you should have fucked her, puss boy" or any combination of the sorts. Your very language and general tone in life and on the boards towards women is scary, and just the fact that you named this thread 'cock blocking' goes to show how mature you are, but I always just laugh it off and just see it as Pharris bitter babble, and he'll get out of it sooner or later. He'll see the light. But now you put me on the stand to defend myself, so I'm not laughing it off, and I am going to tell you point blanc that you are NEVER going to have ANY sort of female relationships if you continue with this attitude that you have. Oh sure, you were really so intersted in Marisa, you really thought she was a kind, intersting, and cool human being, but now that things didn't go your way she is a hoe, a whore, a brody, a bitch.. and whatever else bullshit you posted. It is YOU who are all those things my friend, YOU.
Do you EVER see me talk about women that way, or ever treat someone with such direspect if things don't go my way? No, because I have actual respect and caring for everyone I meet. I actually respect and care for you, very much, reguardless of how pissed off I am at you right now.
It would have been an ENTIRELY different situation if this was a girl who you brought over or someone else brought over specifically to set up with you. You KNOW I absolutley would have respected that and backed off. But that was not the case with Marisa. She was having a fun time and just being a single girl flirting with us all and I happened to connect on some level with her where she chose to spend some more time with me. That's all that happend. That's it.
If she had made that choice with your or Flip, I would HAVE NEVER EVER been the asshole that you have been or posted stuff like you have posted or called her the names that you have, and you damn well know it. You and most of my friends know that I am different than most people when it comes to male-female relationships, and I try to never ever use a girl. Hell I try to never use ANYBODY. I respect a person as a person and wouldn't even think to use the terms that you use and the disgusting language that you use when reffering to women.
I will give you a couple of examples:
The first time I met Charmane (elf), I had a connection with her, and felt a comfortable interest in her, and we stayed up talking all night. She didn't leave until about 7 or 8 in the morning. Guess what, she didn't have a romantic interest in me nor I in her, but we have become friends. WOW.. Rob just can't EVER fucking understand that... Rob's attitude is "WHY EVER would she stay till 7 in the morning if YOUR NOT FUCKING..." and that is the statement of an emotionally stupid and small minded idiot. Yet you accuse me of treating females like meat? Maybe one day your mind will expand and you'll understand. You think you're so intelligent with all your excellent memory and facts of tv shows and history and blah blah blah... but you have the emotional intelligence of rotting clamshell.
When I first met Jessica, I was attracted to her, and she was 'kinda sorta' going out with Darren but supposedly broken up and I ASKED Darren if it would be ok to go out with her. He was cool with it, I hung out with Jessica a couple of times, and then at the house she met Marty (Unclecrazyface), and liked him, and asked for his number. Did my ego get a little bit of the slap? Sure, but did Jessica suddenly turn in my mind into a "bitch hoe whore player brody" as you so like to throw around? No... she became my friend, and that was it - her romantic interest was in Marty.
Girls get to choose who they want to persue certain things with, and if they don't choose you, that doesn't mean that they turn into a whore. Only a bitter jackass like yourself would say something like that.
Look at your own words and learn:
PHARRIS: "Its all good.. the gloves are off, and politeness and 'rules' no longer apply. ANY woman who I find attractive who enters my front door from now on is fair game. ..And trust me, everyone - I am almost without peer in intelligence. For what I may lack in skinniness, I am wickedsmart and have no problem manipulating and saying what wants to be heard to achieve my goals. PDawg is back in full force, and the fucking begins NOW"
Yeah.. true genius there. "The fucking begins now." I'm sure the girls are lined up for that wickedsmartness fuckfest of yours. Better get some soap and take a shower first.
Do you need more examples? Shall we pull up some of your earlier vile posts against females when things didn't go your way? There are tons of them in the board archives, we have seen this before, and so now you are pulling it on Marisa.
And hey, it was also real nice of you to throw in the dickish line about how it's your couch and your bed, nice shot asshole. I pay rent and bills here, so please don't throw that bullshit at me, if you want me to get out of here just say so and I'll be gone.
That being said, believe it or not I still consider myself your friend, as mad and hurt as I am, and I know that in writing things can come out very harsh, and I considered deleting this whole thing or toning it down... but nope, I fully believe you were absoultely wrong in every way and that this needs to be said. Nothing here is new, you've seen this movie through and though. Respond how you will...I'm done, and I'm hurt, and I'm mad, and on a side note I am also extremely surprised by Jame's post, I thought Jame's knew me and understood me and he left here with a smile and a handshake and then posted crap about "a shameful display of disrespect and pissing contest and that there were three men who saw nothing there but a piece of ass who were willing to do whatever it takes and step on whomever else just to tag it"?!?!?!?!
Are you really fucking serious!?!!? I hope this is like the vegetarian joke you did because if you are serious and in all our years of friendship you actually think of me that way, and you actually think that I WAS THINKING that way, then please do both of us a favor and DO NOT come by to the show anymore. I AM NOT that way, at all. I never have been, and I never will be, and I resent the accusation.
This is really all so ridiculous. Flip and I are outgoing people. We're entertainer's for chirst's sake and all that happened last night was a fun show with a new girl and some flirting, and I happend to get the kiss, so the bitter shitfest against me begins. Well it's not right. If anyone should be hurt it should be Flip but he saw it for what it was. fun flirting. She is a single girl and she can do what she wants, if she kissed Flip or Rob or James, I would NEVER have attacked you guys. I would have no right to, just as you don't now. This thing has been blown WAY out of proportion and you act as if some poor girl was victimized or raped. Flip saw it as fun, Marisa saw it as fun, and so did I and most of the audience. The only motive I can see in this attack is jealousy, and it's pretty damn ugly.
If you are not outgoing, and you have a harder time meeting girls because of it, don't use nasty terms and accusations at people who are. We're just different. That's all.
- The Fucking Hat has Spoken
[ 07-12-2003, 04:56 AM: Message edited by: Blackout ]
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You are not your job, your titles, your possessions, your degrees, your lovers, your relationships, your place of residence, your social security number, your ID, your bills, your worries, your bank account, your age or your body. You are the timeless being that created & perceives itself through those things, and you have the power to play or not play that game. When someone asks me "what do you do?" looking for some title to pin me down, I laugh and say "EVERYTHING!" - Blackout
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Galador
Old friend of Blackout (Original WKPXer) Mustard Hater and Writer's Box Moderator
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and on a side note I am also extremely surprised by Jame's post, I thought Jame's knew me and understood me and he left here with a smile and a handshake and then posted crap about "a shameful display of disrespect and pissing contest and that there were three men who saw nothing there but a piece of ass who were willing to do whatever it takes and step on whomever else just to tag it"?!?!?!?!
From my perspective, that's exactly what it appeared to be: a pissing contest to win the attention of the flesh o'the night. Whether it was done in the vein of entertainment, comedy, or whatever, I still believe it crossed the line. It's not because I had any designs, nor did I make any attempts inside or outside of the studio to woo her, so please don't jump to the wrong conclusion about where I'm coming from. At first it may've seemed fun, but then it degenerated into something I found much more disturbing, and the behavior I witnessed (and now the ongoing turmoil that has resulted) really upset me. It appeared to me that, counter to you general personality, during your show-induced high and with a few drinks in you, you disregarded the person in the room and turned her instead into an object of lust and desire, and Flip was right there alongside you acting brazen and without shame, and it just really turned me off.
However, because you are my friend, I made a point of seeking you out to say goodnight and shake your hand. Just because I don't see eye-to-eye with you on this particular issue doesn't mean we can't be pals. I don't believe you to be the villain Pharris has presented, and I think your counter-argument is well put. Maybe we can all look at this as some kind of warped learning experience, I don't know.
I apologize for inflaming you with my earlier posts, but as I'm in a much better mood now it's easier for me to delineate how I feel about last night. Also, I left at 2am and your show continued for hours after that, so I am not privy to anything else that really went on. I don't know if it went on to become more of an entertainment bit or not, as I am now hearing it may have, I was just responding to what I witnessed in the room when I was there.
So please, Mr. Blackout, don't ban me from the show! I can't possibly bounce myself out!!!! ![[Beat Up]](graemlins/beatupsmiley.gif)
James
P.S. Is she a good kisser?
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pharris
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Yep. You win. Im an asshole.
In fact, I really hope the situation gets reversed, so I can make ammends.
I would love to go over to some girls home, accept her invitation for a date and then a few hours later crawl into bed with her roommate.
Ok, fine, I wont sleep with her... Just heavy petting. The first time.
Why shouldn't I? She doesn't posess me! She doesn't have dibs... its all good.
At any rate, im bored with all this, I saw Pirates of the Carribean otnight and it was really great. I highly reccomend it. Id even see it again...
...But I dont have a date.
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Dude, it's The Cheat, not the Cheat.
If you were referring to me while speaking to someone else, you would say "the The Cheat".
Jeff
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Originally posted by Blackout:
How dare you come on to these boards and post to EVERYONE as FACT that I slept with her, thereby of course insinuating that we had sex (which once again we did not, not that I should even have to say this but I'm making a point), and making it look as if I stole 'your girl', as if I am some villin, and you are some poor disrespected 'good guy' who was jacked again by his terrible and uncaring friends.
- The Fucking Hat has Spoken
you misspelled 'villain' .
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Jack's Broken Heart
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let the 'cockblocking games' begin !
as someone that was not present at the show on thursday night, i would like to present myself as an impartial observer and judge to score these games, as my authority can in no way, shape or form impugned, as i was not there for the display of this harlot's femininely wiles .
bringing up the rear with 23 points is flip . as of 7/11/03, he had no designs on this girl marisa, however, he still claims that he "gave her away freely," this is one funny motherfudger, y'all .
in third place with 45 lies pharris, still stinking under the garbage pile of unrequited love and unwashed socks . he started out these games in the nether-point region and continually contradicted and debased himself throughout the post show bulletin board discussion . this judge awards him points solely on his tenacity, fervor, and "stickwithit-ness", as i imagine our fearless leader george dubya saying . give this man a round of applause !
in second place is galidor with 69 points . i gave him sixty-nine points because i really like the number and needed to find a way to work it in . he left sickened by the display of male machisimo, questioning if the grunting would start before or after the penis waving . afterwards, he went home to the bulletin board and *spat* on the hat, folks . but all is forgiven, all parties are clear where they stand, and when election time comes, galidor knows who is friends are, and they include the hat . well done !
in first place, the hat with 89 points . the hat emerges from the fray looking sterling, as usual, if not a bit over the hill . sure, the hat wanted to be the host as well as the playa sitting atop mount mack-a-lot . come on, you never saw chuck woolery hitting on any of the girls on love connection, but i assure you, people, i'm almost positive that he schtupped a few of them in his dressing room . and really, what's wrong with that ?
but i digress . never once did the hat maledict the honour of this beautiful young lady . never did he rant and rave . he waited until everyone had had their fill of discussion and then he reigned down his judgement with one swift, scathing stroke of his keyboard . hats off to the hat, people, i think we have a winner .
the "honorable mention/cute award" goes to elf, for her "bros before hoes" comment; her aphorism rings true . girls come and go, but true friendship lasts longer . the end !
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pharris
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Originally posted by Jack's Broken Heart:
let the 'cockblocking games' begin !
but i digress . never once did the hat maledict the honour of this beautiful young lady . never did he rant and rave . he waited until everyone had had their fill of discussion and then he reigned down his judgement with one swift, scathing stroke of his keyboard . hats off to the hat, people, i think we have a winner .
I dont know about that, Leo...
He didnt 'wait' until everyone was done posting, he was sleeping because he was up until noon or so laying in bed with this young 'lady'...they werent having sex though - she threw herself at him, as per his description, and he couldnt believe how quickly her top came off, but they were just talking...
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pharris
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But im getting pulled in again... I came in third place, so I have nothing more to say!
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I'm so happy that this is nearly over that I feel like breaking out into song . . . And I think I will:
And it came to pass, all that seemed wrong
was now right, and those who deserved to
were certain to live a long and happy life.
Ever after . .
Journey over, all is mended,
And it's not just for today,
But tomorrow and extended
Ever after!
All the curses have been ended,
The reversed wiped away.
All is tenderness and laughter
For forever after!
Okay, I'm done. I just had to get that out of my system. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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pharris
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Jesue, Maestra.. all this and then i have to endure Steven Sondheim???
God, thats worse than what Blackout & the ho did!
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I say we take bets on when Pharris will stop bitching about this utterly pointless argument. $10 says this topic is still resonating in his posts two months from now.
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2 months? I say never!
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Jesue, Maestra.. all this and then i have to endure Steven Sondheim???
God, thats worse than what Blackout & the ho did!
I just couldn't help myself. I was just so elated that this incident is nearly over (?), I had to sing.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think it is pretty stupid you guys are arguing over this. Pharris, I think Blackout just got caught up in the whole situation. Now dont go on one of your sarcasim raves. I can see why you are mad. I was pretty mad that night too. I called in at around 4 am and as soon as the phone picked up, Blackout asked me to choose him or Flipper for Marrisa. I didn't want to get in the middle of it so I told him that. He basically said fuck you, and left me on the phone for the next 10 minutes listening to the nonsense. I was calling him to get him to do some pranks which he had done basically none of the whole night. I got over it, and im not mad anymore, but you need to find it somewhere to forgive him. I think you need to look toward the horizons of a girl named Buffica. I thought you already had dibs on her. This whole thing has gotten blown out of proportion. Tkae it easy.
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MonkeeRichee
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Hey...
No matter which one of you say something about the other, it shouldn't cloud our judgement of you guys. Nobody on this forum should be forced to take sides in the matter.. That's why it was wrong for Pharris to come on the forum with it. This is something he should have talked through with you, and not something for public consumption!
But however, it may have been a way for him to release his anger... But still it wasn't right for him to expect people to choose sides over something none of us were around to see! The story he posted, has two sides to it... and Pharris obviously wasn't quite informed with all of the facts (i.e. no sexual contact happened, ect...)
I think Pharris should have sat down with Blackout and explained it instead of allowing something that should not be put on the forums, to be posted. Oh course... Pharris is allowed to get upset, and who wouldn't be? But if he had given some time before hitting that submit button, things probably wouldn't have gotten out of hand, and a friendship wouldn't have been stuck with such a sharp spear!
Michael didn't make a smart move with his post either... instead he was adding fuel to the fire, and salt to the wound. He should have posted that Pharris' story didn't quite happen the way he made it sound, and avoided all of the name calling and hurtful words in his defence.
My point is... it should have stayed off the forum!
Therefore, it's all Pharris's fault! LOL! Just kidding... We like you BOTH, and we don't want to see you guys say such hurtful stuff about each other with personal attacks! Next time just try to talk it out... It's not fair for your fans to be subjected to any of this!
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Blackout
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The thing that upsets me most in the replies to this thread, is that the carrot cagina recieved no points for his 'cock blocking' poster. I think that deserves a score.
For all others to know:
I have talked and made amends with Pharris so things are calmed down. He just asked me to go with him to attack some cows, so until the next storm, life goes on as usual. Do we agree, no. But whatever.
Monkee:
Yes, you are probably correct that I should have just said my side of the story without all of the name calling and cursing, but I am not Spock (a good book by the way), and as you know I am a very emotional person and I felt wronged and was mad, and sometimes you need some good curse words in theer to make a point. If you would like to, you can do what Flip does and take all of the curses and replace them as such:
fucking = forgetting
asshole = eggroll
jackass = silly rabbit
James:
Once again I don't agree but people's perceptions are there perceptions and your apology is accepted, you do not need to bounce yourself from the show.
Mommy:
Hi!
Santa:
Please, no more coal or buttplugs for this.
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Since I have been sans internet access (coffee spilled on laptop - it was a sad sad day), I have had to listen to the Metro Pcs unlimited cellular minutes version of this debacle over the phone.
1. Pharris has been out macked, but one day...one day fearfully soon - he shall have his revenge.
2. I think the Hat's response wins the world's "spontaneous novella in the guise of a post on a message board" award.
3. LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Don't lie, Blackie - you know that we had hot Hat Sex in the studio that night. You know that I fell prey as all women to do your charistmatic strangeness on the studio couch. All it took was clips from the video game show and the alarm clock song to get me. I'm easy like that. However, I scored several weeks later when I met Mr. Thumbs himself. He's so cute.
5. Who wants Tostitos? I sure do.
Ok - can we move onto the next drama now?
Her Elfness.
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Mmmmm Elfy... why do you tease me like that?
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Does Steve.... ummm REALLY have DIBS on you?
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I say we finally get it over with, diffuse the sexual tension - and arrange the First Annual Blackout's Box orgy. The "Croo", Steve, me, you, Flip, SAH Films, Joimik, UncleCrazyFace and his hot mama, Doni Girl, Jack's Broken Heart and all else who step through the foyer of The House get it on in a jello pool of love. All is fair game, there shall be whippets, vicks vapo stick loving and ecstacy and canned raviolis for EVERYONE. Hell, we could even schedule it to coincide with Maestra and Shostie journey to South Florida.
Steve will bring the bouzouki.
Pharris will get first dibs on which flavor jello to use.
One Love, ya'll.
Her Fucking Elfness.
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Dude, I'm totally down for Jello wrestling...
I'm in an ass kicking kind of mood as it is... ![[Evil ]](graemlins/evilface.gif)
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The jello wrestling must be videotaped.
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Originally posted by elf:
Hell, we could even schedule it to coincide with Maestra and Shostie journey to South Florida.
Her Fucking Elfness.
I don't share well. In fact, I don't share at all. ![[Mad]](mad.gif) My Shostie!
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This talk of orgies and jello wrestling gets me hot. If only we were traveling 150 or so more miles south at the end of this month (we're gonna go to Universal Orlando!)
I didn't know Ft. Lauderdale was on the East Coast; I thought it was near Tampa. Shows what I know about geography ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
And my opinion about this stuff: I believe there is room in this day and age for platonic sleeping together, and Blackout and Marisa did it Thursday night/Friday morning. Hell, you're just really good friends. I wouldn't say no to anyone sleeping with me out of necessity (and I would like it if it were a pretty girl), and I would not expect anything in return. That being said, I am quite jealous of you, Blackout ![[Wink]](wink.gif) naw. That's never gonna happen to me, at least I don't think it will at this point in my life
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random time warp bump of total fun war memories of silliness!
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Whatever happened to Herbert Filby?
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Whatever happened to high fidelity?
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Herbert Filby got caught in the Real World for three years, but didn't like it... He currently resides in Ohio with his girlfriend and is beginning work on an old time radio broadcast/podcast a la Orson Welles Mercury Theater. I may need voice actors, but I have to finish a script first.
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What is this... "real world"?
I have heard people speak of it. But the octagonal creatures of fractal trickery that I commune with understand it not.
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quote:
Originally posted by Herbert:
Herbert Filby got caught in the Real World for three years, but didn't like it... He currently resides in Ohio with his girlfriend and is beginning work on an old time radio broadcast/podcast a la Orson Welles Mercury Theater. I may need voice actors, but I have to finish a script first.
didn't tana live in ohio, is that your girlfriend?
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The Real World of which I speak was working for The Man, working 10 hours a day with no overtime and little appreciation for all my effort. SO I finally got up the guts to quit and am now working from home, teaching PHP and Javascript classes online, and doing web design and working my own hours for more money than I was making before. HA.
And no, my girlfriend is not Tana. I did meet Tana in 2004 or 2005 (can't remember exactly), and she's about 30-40 minutes away from me now, but she is currently dating/married (not sure status) to another guy she's had a couple of kids with. Friendly girl, but just didn't work out at the time.
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Freelance is the only way to live my brotha.
You have earned a Blackout sticker of outcast rebel fighter freedom force fountain of fun fortune.
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I moved in with an Ohian too! She moved down here, but it's almost the same thing. And yeah, that whole weird "real world" thing is why I haven't been hanging around so often (though I do pop in to the chat at odd times and did listen to the last couple of shows.)
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Never give up! Never surrender!
The 'real world' is an ILLUSION
You create YOUR world.
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Herbert,
You teaching your classes online? Give me a hollar on myspace. I havent talked to you in years. Maybe we can yahoo messanger chat (does anyone do that anymore?).
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Bunny!
Sorry for the delayed response. I completely forgot to check back here haha.
I've been living here with my fiancee (yes, the Herbs' getting married
And working as a web programmer from home. I've also got some side projects I've been filming, and should have them up later next year when they're finished.
My latest one is a time travel movie concept I've had in the back of my brain that I just started working on and should be done with it by next March or so.
Also added some voice acting samples I put together on my website: http://www.herbertfilby.com
Don't know what to do with those yet... I have a muppet and some puppets I want to do a short skit-style show for, but lacking inspiration at this time:
And BLACKOUT: where the hell did the Picture Box forum go? We had some classic material in there ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Hmmm
I'll put it back up... I am redoing lots of stuff as you can see and was trying to clean things up...
right now the sites email system is not working.... trying to figure that out.
I'm going to the Sundance Film festival... big things are happening!
- Blackout
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Old school.
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WOA! USE IN THE HUNDREDS!
Porps!
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