This is a recording of a session I had with my psychiatrist (one of the reasons why I'm so poor). He was trying to get me to recall some of my very first memories of the fun of childhood but unfortunately the first memory I had of childhood was not a very fun one. There was only a microphone on me so you don't hear the psychiatrist talking... but you do hear me recount, in a disturbing fully detailed flashback, my very first memory ever as a kid... which is of my first poop. I usually keep my psychiatric session tapes private but in the hopes that I might help some other traumatized individuals, I have released this for all to hear.

You know all those horrible TV ads for compilation albums you see during christmas time? Where the names of tired old songs scroll endlessly down your TV screen while certain highlighted ones get a couple seconds of play while an announcer tells you how great the compilation is? Well that is what inspired me to do one of my own... only this one is aimed at serious drug users. Kind of a christmas in the ghetto compilation - A Crackhouse Christmas!