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I've Never Had Coffee With You,
I Own a Green Jeep

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WARNING: Rated PG 13, contains some sexual content.
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"I’ve never had coffee with you, I own a green jeep," the woman on the other end of the line yells at Gladys, as if owning a green jeep causes one to not be able to have coffee with someone… this is a classic random prank of complete and utter miscommunication and idiocy, starring our favorite old lunatic bitch - Gladys Ridgeford. 

There was no idea… no pretext.. no suggestions or information… not even a name, just a random dialed number and Gladys spewing her strangeness.   You would think that if an old lady called you up telling you about her uterus and vaginal problems, you would just hang up, and not tell them the kind of car you drive, where you live, or who your neighbors are, but some people never cease to amaze me.  Listen to how much information she volunteers as she attempts to find out if Gladys really knows her or not, and then, in the middle of nowhere, the conversation switches to a wonderful dog story.

Enjoy this first MP3 release,

- Blackout

Credits:
Gladys - - - Michael Biggins

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