I've Never Had
Coffee With You,
I Own a Green Jeep
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"I’ve never had coffee with you, I own a green jeep," the woman
on the other end of the line yells at Gladys, as if owning a green jeep
causes one to not be able to have coffee with someone… this is a classic
random prank of complete and utter miscommunication and idiocy, starring
our favorite old lunatic bitch - Gladys Ridgeford.
There was
no idea… no pretext.. no suggestions or information… not even a name, just
a random dialed number and Gladys spewing her strangeness. You
would think that if an old lady called you up telling you about her uterus
and vaginal problems, you would just hang up, and not tell them the kind
of car you drive, where you live, or who your neighbors are, but some people
never cease to amaze me. Listen to how much information she volunteers
as she attempts to find out if Gladys really knows her or not, and then,
in the middle of nowhere, the conversation switches to a wonderful dog story.
Enjoy this
first MP3 release,
- Blackout
Credits:
Gladys - - - Michael Biggins
(c) 1995-2001 Blackout's Box Entertainment
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