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Old Woman: Hello? Gladys: Helloooouuu? Old Woman: Go on. Gladys: Yeess, Hellooouuu. Old Woman: Who's this? Gladys: Oh, Wonderful. Old Woman: What? Gladys: Exactly... Whaat? How aaare youu? Old Woman: Not so good. Gladys: Oh, I'm not doing my... too good myself either, but it's the season, it's the cold air from New York. It flies in and it... Oh, my hemeroids POP. Old Woman: You're hemeroids POP? Gladys: Oh, they're horrible. How are you doing? Old Woman: Not so good. Gladys: What's wroong with youu? Are you popping in the anus too? Oh God. Old Woman: What? Gladys: Yes, I know. Old Woman: What? Gladys: How are you? Wait, don't tell me... Not so good. Gladys: Hold on a second, I've-a gotta beat my dog, he's trying to get in, hold on. (Screaming in background 'Get away from there you little bastard!!! (SMACK)') Gladys: Helloouuu? Old Woman: Who is this? Gladys: It's me Old Woman: Who's me? Gladys: How are you doing? Old Woman: Who is me? Gladys: Oh my god you're losing your memory... Oh that's horrible. How long has this been going on? Old Woman: I wanna know who this is. Gladys: It's ME! Old Woman: I don't know who... Gladys: Margaret! Old Woman: Who? Gladys: Margaret! Old Woman: Margaret who? Gladys: Oh my god it's that bad! Hit yourself in the head real quick. Old Woman: You must have the wrong number. Gladys: (yelling in concern) Knock yourself in the head or something, I'm losing my best friend! Old Woman: You, You must have the wrong number. Gladys: You don't remember who I am. Is it that bad? Old Woman: I don't know who margaret is. Gladys: Oh my god Jesus I'm gonna pray for you. Oh Lord. How long has it gone that bad? Old Woman: Are you crazy? Gladys: OH my god! Ye-Yes, of course Old Woman: Are you crazy? Gladys: Ok, NO, is that a better answer? Old Woman: Do you know who you are calling? Gladys: I'm, Is this the lord Jesus? --Hangup-- (laughing) |