Are you Crazy - By the king of comedy himself, Blackout
Transcription by Costa Mouratidis, costa@home.com

Characters:
Blackout - Gladys

Victims:
An elderly woman - Old Woman

Old Woman: Hello?
Gladys: Helloooouuu?
Old Woman: Go on.
Gladys: Yeess, Hellooouuu.
Old Woman: Who's this?
Gladys: Oh, Wonderful.
Old Woman: What?
Gladys: Exactly... Whaat? How aaare youu?
Old Woman: Not so good.
Gladys: Oh, I'm not doing my... too good myself either, but it's the season, it's the cold air from New York. It flies in and it... Oh, my hemeroids POP.
Old Woman: You're hemeroids POP?
Gladys: Oh, they're horrible. How are you doing?
Old Woman: Not so good.
Gladys: What's wroong with youu? Are you popping in the anus too? Oh God.
Old Woman: What?
Gladys: Yes, I know.
Old Woman: What?
Gladys: How are you? Wait, don't tell me... Not so good.
Gladys: Hold on a second, I've-a gotta beat my dog, he's trying to get in, hold on.
(Screaming in background 'Get away from there you little bastard!!! (SMACK)')
Gladys: Helloouuu?
Old Woman: Who is this?
Gladys: It's me
Old Woman: Who's me?
Gladys: How are you doing?
Old Woman: Who is me?
Gladys: Oh my god you're losing your memory... Oh that's horrible. How long has this been going on?
Old Woman: I wanna know who this is.
Gladys: It's ME!
Old Woman: I don't know who...
Gladys: Margaret!
Old Woman: Who?
Gladys: Margaret!
Old Woman: Margaret who?
Gladys: Oh my god it's that bad! Hit yourself in the head real quick.
Old Woman: You must have the wrong number.
Gladys: (yelling in concern) Knock yourself in the head or something, I'm losing my best friend!
Old Woman: You, You must have the wrong number.
Gladys: You don't remember who I am. Is it that bad?
Old Woman: I don't know who margaret is.
Gladys: Oh my god Jesus I'm gonna pray for you. Oh Lord. How long has it gone that bad?
Old Woman: Are you crazy?
Gladys: OH my god! Ye-Yes, of course
Old Woman: Are you crazy?
Gladys: Ok, NO, is that a better answer?
Old Woman: Do you know who you are calling?
Gladys: I'm, Is this the lord Jesus?
--Hangup--
(laughing)