Transcipt of "The Sins of Kilty O'Neal "
Original Prank Call by Blackout.
Transcribed by Nick Weary aka "Top Cat"
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Characters:
Kilty O'Neil (Blackout)
Victims:
Male Operator
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Female Operator: Hello you have reached breakthough prairline, all of your prar lines are currently busy please stay on the line and your call will be handled in the order it was recieved.
A Preacher on recording for hold - in every preaching meeting, there are weeds and there are tears ...now in exodus god recored that aaaaalllll livin must be destroyed, and then jesus came along and in the new covent and said a little livinc , livin is the whole lump, you can't see livin, you can't detect it with the taste, it has no odor, living works secretly! Holy Holy Holy Lord God almighty. (repeated in tune)
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Male Operator: Praise the lord, break the pride.
Kilty O'Neal: Man praise the lord, praise, man i've been watching this and I'll tell ya I've never been soo touched in my life, I'm a scotish man, I'm a drinking man I just wanted to call in... I I wanted to call in and talk to someone.
Male Operator: Can I have your name please sir?
Kilty O'Neal: My name is Kilty O'Neal.
Male Operator: Kilvio?
Kilty O'Neal: Kilty O'Neal.
Male Operator: K. I. L.
Kilty O'Neal: Ahhhh no ... Satan is within me! Satans deep within me! (breif pause) Who is this brother?
Male Operator: Pardon?
Kilty O'Neal: What is your name brother?
Male Operator: I can't give you my name sir.
Kilty O'Neal: Oh your not alowed to talk to us?
Male Operator: No I can't give my name outc but I can pray for you.
Kilty O'Neal: Pray for me, because this man has touched me today, you know I'm a scotish man and you know about us, were drinkin people, I've always been a drinking man.
Male Operator: Okay, but I need your name.
Kilty O'Neal: My name is kilty
Male Operator: K. I.
Kilty O'Neal: K. I. L. T. Y. not guilty but kilty but i tel lyou i'm a guilty
Male Operator: K. I. L. T. Y.
Kilty O'Neal: Yea thats it there lad.
Male Operator: Can I have your last name?
Kilty O'Neal: Kilty O'Neal... O'Neal
Male Operator: O'Neal?
Kilty O'Neal: Right and I neal beofre because I tell you i've been doing the wroing thing lad. pray with *inter
Male Operator: (Interupting Kilty O'Neal) Can I have your address sir?
Kilty O'Neal: Me!.. My address is 4243 Wheinersnitchil Way and I lived here my whole life, and I've been drinking the whole time, and i wanted to come out with it.
Male Operator: Mr father right now with jesus name, satan take your filthy hands off him.
Kilty O'Neal: I know my hands are filthy.
Male Operator: I rebuke your strong hold in jeussun name.
Kilty O'Neal: Help me ..ahh the lord.
Male Operator: I protect you, by the blood of Jesus Christ.
Kilty O'Neal: Please! please!
Male Operator: Right now in jesus name.
Kilty O'Neal: Watch out! Watch out!
Male Operator: Father come agauint the spirt of the brother.
Kilty O'Neal: You come again please praise the lord (Window Beaking, Satan Growling).
Male Operator: I come accross you by the power of juesus crist.
Kilty O'Neal: Praise the lord ...yes ...ahh.
Male Operator: I come accross you.
Kilty O'Neal: Ahhhhh i love jesus (Window Beaking, Satan Growling).
Male Operator: Come out in jesus' name.
Kilty O'Neal: Hes coming out of me ringt now ..(Window Beaking, Satan Growling).
Male Operator: In jesus thank you for the liberty.
Kilty O'Neal: Ahhhh lord shes commin outta me i feel him in me rihgt now, shes commin outta me. (Satan Growling)
Male Operator: I rebuke you I rebuke you. The blood of jesus in you.
Kilty O'Neal: Uhhh grunt ..satan satan.(Window Beaking, Satan Growling)
Male Operator: The blood of jesus in you in jesus name.
Kilty O'Neal: I fell it i feel it.
Male Operator: In jesus name in jesus name i come accross you by your word in jesus name have your way jesus in jesus name, in jesus name, in jesus name.
Kilty O'Neal: I feel it i feel it (satan growling).
Male Operator: So repeat after me ..father god.
Kilty O'Neal: Father god.
Male Operator: In jesus name.
Kilty O'Neal: In the name of satan I mean the name of god i'm sorry I stil have it in me its stil beatin in mehave it in me.
Male Operator: Please repeat after me, I come to you god
Kilty O'Neal: I come to you.
Male Operator: As a sinner.
Kilty O'Neal: As a bastart sinner and.
Male Operator: God i need you
Kilty O'Neal: A drinker
Male Operator: God I need you
Kilty O'Neal: I need your lovin
Male Operator: To come into my life
Kilty O'Neal: To come dance with me
Male Operator: To take full controll god
Kilty O'Neal: And lets boogie ...I'm hooked
Male Operator: Devil
Kilty O'Neal: DEVIL!!!
Male Operator: I'm done with you
Kilty O'Neal: I have done with you
Male Operator: I'm done with the world
Kilty O'Neal: And i spit on you your gireind
Male Operator: I'm through with drinking
Kilty O'Neal: I like alcohold though, do I have to be through with it? Is drinking that bad?
Male Operator: You have to
Kilty O'Neal: But I love to
Male Operator: But you have to
Kilty O'Neal: I need the liqor
Male Operator: Thats the devil got you bound to
Kilty O'Neal: I need to ..I need a shot of berbon (satan growling)
Male Operator: You need nothin but jesus
Kilty O'Neal: But I need a little berbon
Male Operator: All you need is jesus, just in the moring growing ... devil i bind you with jesus
Kilty O'Neal: Ahhhhh-oooo (satan growling) just a little burbon in the moringing can't i just have a little berbon, my wife screams at me
Male Operator: Shit, shit, have you been drinking
Kilty O'Neal: I dont' know how I started it
Male Operator: Say I'm though with dirnking
Kilty O'Neal: I'm though with drinking
Male Operator: Say no more
Kilty O'Neal: Except for a little shot of burbon in the moring.
Male Operator: Say no more
Kilty O'Neal: Just a little wee one, no more , I'm through with dirnking with the devil!
Male Operator: Never again
Kilty O'Neal: Ass! shit! fuck! devil I curse you fucking devil I hate you. Except for the burbon. Ahhh screw this I'm going to the bar this prayin stuff aint for me
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