Transcipt of "Malcolm and the White Boys"
Original Prank Call by Blackout.
Transcribed by Nick Weary aka "Top Cat"
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Characters:
Malcolm Played by (Blackout)
Victims:
Ben
Chris
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Mom: Hello?
Malcolm: Yo yo yo whats up Ben.
Mom: wh-Hello?
Malcolm: Yo, is ben in? shit..
Mom:h-Hold on.
Malcolm:Yo, kick me onto ben.
Mom:(In the background) Bengimin
Malcolm: Yea thats right kick it onto ben (pause) get me on some drugs.(long pause) (Says to himself) I got the hook up, I got the hook up
Ben: Hello?
Malcolm: Yo ben, whats going on?
Ben: Whats up?!
Malcolm: Yo, kick it man, Whats up dog?
Ben: Huh?
Malcolm: Yo check it out man, you going to hook me up?
Ben: Huh?
Malcolm: I'm in the crew yo check it, i want to get hooked up what you got man?
Ben: W-Who is this, kid?
Malcolm; Yall I'm friends with your friend chris man? He say you gonna hook me up with some, what ya got?
Ben: MMMMMmm I dont' know
Malcolm: You got anything good cause I'm buying the shit... I'm buying all the night.
Ben: Uh...nah naw not really
Malcolm: Damn! Damn! Your friend better hook me up with that raver shit, and said example chris K man.
Ben: Yea?
Malcolm: He said you better hook me up with something.
Ben:Is Is this John?
Malcolm: Joh Naw man.. my name Malcolm.
Ben: Malcolm?
Malcolm: Malcolm
Ben: Hmm
Malcolm You got no weed or no man.
Ben: Uh huh
Malcolm: Hook me Up!
Ben: Naw!
Malcolm: Damn! I've ben fuckin G'ing for this shit. I'll pay ya twice... I'll pay ya what ever its worth twice that man. Fuckin like two joints..if i could hook up with that shit i'd be soo...
Ben: Naw
Malcolm: Damn, SHIt. your friend said you'll be able to hook me up.
Ben: Hmm mm
Malcolm: Damn
Ben: (in a tired voice) Am I allowed to go to sleep?
Malcolm: Dang you sound all tired and shit. Man you've been smokin der, have you been smokin on the way up, damn litin it like the endo. Damn Bitch you gotta hook me up.
Ben: Naa
Malcolm: I know you've been smokin, you sound all stoned and all that.
Ben: (A stoned little laugh) Naa
Malcolm: Yea man, your all stoned and shit der.
Ben: (A stoned little laugh) I dont' have anything G
Malcolm: Ahh shit..bitch i gotta get some....Fuck I gonna kick Chris' ass man, Fucking sending me on a fucking wild Goose Chase and this shit.
Ben:Um hum
Malcolm: That your friends I talk
Ben: Yea
Malcolm: Damn why he send me on on that shi ..i'm going to beat his ass.
Ben: I dont' know why..I dont' know why he would think I had some.
Malcolm: You all out and shit.
Ben: Hmm?
Malcolm: Yall out?
Ben: Naw, I never have anything.
Malcolm: Ah bitch don't lie to me in shit. I hear ya and all smoked out.(laugh) Ya'll stoked out that why you going to sleep.
Ben: Uhh mm.
Malcolm: Ah bitch I can't go to sleep for shit, cause I smoked none of that shit tonight, much shit my ph my (jibberish) , damn i need to get some, get the hook up. You know anyone who will hook me up?
Ben: Un uh.
Malcolm: Common man, (jibberish) I'll pay good. man I need to get some shit some crys somin that wil jack me.
Ben: Naa I dont know.
Malcolm: Fuck!... Wha can you call Chris? Get Chris on the phone bitch. So wait why is the man going around tellin me you got some when you dont' got none man?
Ben: I dont know .
Malcolm: Da punk man, i was hangin out by the ravin shit , I dont do that shit. you know fuckin little white. Damn little shit. But i wanted to hook up and he seemed like a cool kid and shit so you have some.
Ben: Na I dont' have any.
Malcolm: I swear man I'll keep your word I'll pay you like whenever and shit I'll meet you somewhere.
Ben: Naa Its not even that. I I dont' have any.
Malcolm: Your all stoned on on ed, your all yall stoned oned oned your down with the stuff.
Ben: (wierd giggle)
Malcolm: Ya ayya yaa check it, lemme go kick your friends ass, I'm goin to beat his ass. Is it ok if i beat his ass?
Ben: Yea (evil laugh)
Malcolm: You want me to give him a asswhopin for ya, cause i'm going to take his friggin arms apart bitch, tryin me, he gave me some other kids number too, i think hes playin with me and shit, give me the numbers to bother people when they dont' got shit... Damn! You sure you dont like like framin mac cause i swear to god man.
Ben: (interupting) Na
Malcolm: I'll leave the money out somewhere first n shit.
Ben: Na its its not even that its..i dont' even have.
Malcolm: Because i know you've been smokin endo.
Ben: That That was earilier though.
Malcolm: Ahh See but eairlier you were all ait all up in the shit 'n' all that.
Ben: hmm?
Malcolm: Aiet i'm going to go call Chris and i'm going to fuckin rip his fucking arms off the shit and make him eat the fuckin shit ..mother fucker, put a bullet in his head.
Ben: Alright.
Malcolm: Ahh Damn.
Ben: See ya later!
Malcolm: peace out!
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Chris: Hello?
Malcolm: Yo Yo Yo Chris, whats up man?
Chris: Whose this?
Malcolm: damn, why you hookin me up with this shit when he don't got none man.
Chris: Wh What?
Malcolm: Whats up with all that shit, what the fuck?
Chris: Hhh (laughing) What up?
Malcolm: Whats ya doing nigga?
Chris: Uhh , chillin, Whats ya doing?
Malcolm: Fuck man! I'm trying to get to the end zone and the mother fucker don't have none, I'll called your friend ben the mother fucker said I'm a crazy nigga.
Chris: (laughing) Wha? Wha?
Malcolm: I dont' think its funny and shit man you think this shit is a fucking joke man , I'll put a bullet in your fucking head playing with me like that.
Chris: (more laughing) Whats up?
Malcolm: You dont' even know who this is bitch?
Chris: No?
Malcolm: This is Malcolm Bitch.
Chris: Malcolm? (in disbelief)
Malcolm: Man you ..Man are you fucked up man? you fucked up right now?
Chris: No well well I was sleeping.
Malcolm: Ah damn you were smokin right now aint you?
Chirs: Naa.
Malcolm: Fuck! Ahh all you mother fuckers smokin and i can't get shit.
Chris: Whats up dude?
Malcolm: You know who I am?
Chris: Not really but I mean..
Malcolm: (interupting) Yea i met you told me that last time i saw you.. you were going to hook me up with jack king you gave me Bens number. you said I could score some off of him. bitch i called him he dont' even know what the fuck your talking about.
Chris: huh?
Malcolm: i met you at a rave bitch!
Chris: Okay.
Malcolm: and you told me I could score a couple of joints or a quater off or some of that kid, whats his name?...ben?
Chris: I did?
Malcolm: I call him hes like ..wha wha wha you talking bout hes fucking thinking i'm crazy 'n' shit..fucking going on a goose chase and shit. yall stoned bitch!
Chris: Naw..
Malcolm: Damn , he was all stoned too, I called that his shit.. I know his shit has drugs there..and don't want to par with the shit...I told him I would pay him twice.. I just don't got the hook-ups tonight,i aint got shit, i'm out for the whole week dog.
Chris: Auuhhhh..
Malcolm: Shhhiittt!
Chris: I would if I had any ...but I reall don't.
Malcolm: I dont' apprieciate you givin the number and the kid don't know what the fuck I'm talkin bout
Chris: i dont' remember giving you that number I'm totalu sorry.
Malcolm: dude your smokin too much then if you don't know who your hookin in shit.. you got to chill out on the endo if your smokin that much shit. thats how you get yourself in trouble and shit givin out numbers of people when they can't get shit. damn. well who am i gonna score from bitch ..give me a someone i'll pay whatever i have to pay.. Fuck!.
Chris: I dont' know dude.
Malcolm: dude where you get yours at bitch I know your all stoned and shit.
Chris: Huh?!
Malcolm: Where you get yours at?
Chris: My what?
Malcolm: Where you get your weed at bitch whatever you got man ..I'll take whatever you got I'll take weed I'll take fucking coke if you got that shit. I just need to score some shit!
Chris: Dude, I dont' know
Malcolm: Dude I have the mind to go down there and pound the shit outta everyone right now. I'm fuckin pissed off man. I've been sitting here making phone calls for 2 hours. people all acting like I'm crazy niggas!
Chris: But, But..
Malcolm: You dont' even know what your talking about that kid benny hes fuckin stoned out of his mind man. Call that mother fucker three way.
Chris: I dont' have 3 way
Malcolm: Call that shit three way!
Chris: I really have to get to sleep, I have school tommorrow!
Malcolm: Well dude i'm gonna come to your house if you dont' fix this shit!
Chris: Bro!
Malcolm: This is bull shit bro i don't apprieicate this shit ..playin me like a some fucking fool.
Chris: Naww...
Malcolm: Damn!..
Chris: Bro no I totaly dont' even remember you!
Malcolm: Dude you dont' even remember thats bull shit me you gave me this little fuckin number right here!
Chris:(Pause)
Malcolm: You must of been drunk outta your fuckin mind so what drugs you takin at the raven shit. walkin around all druged out makin fucking making deals wont' even live up to the shit. damn fucking drive me crazy you white boys!
Chris: I don't remember that shit dude!
Malcolm: Dude you need to clear your mind then ..clear your mind you walking round you don't know whats your mind up to no wonder your shit all fucked up.. you got to school?
Chris: Yea.
Malcolm: You shit what you in high school?
Chris: Huh?
Malcolm: You in high school shit nigga?
Chris: Yea
Malcolm: And you fucking making deals with people you don't even know. man your lucky i'm a nice mother fucker you do this with one of my friends hed be down here slammin your ass up against the wall now!
Chris: Bro I'm sorry
Malcolm: Well dude you gotta make right. you gotta make right by your fucking mistakes. now what you going to do for me?
Chris: Man i dont' know dude (crying)
Malcolm: Don't start cryin shit on the phone here get your shit together tel me where i'm going to hook up
Chris: I have to go to sleep dude
Malcolm: Dude I'll drive your yours house right now and wake your shit up. I know where you shit live. dont' be playin me like that!
Chris: No!
Malcolm: I'm fucking pissed off mother fuckin nigga right now dont' want to deal with that shit
Chris: Bro, I dont' know!
Malcolm: Your little friend Benby playin with mec and shit i know you guys have some smokes!
Chris: I don't! I dont' have anything to smoke, I swear to god.
Malcolm: Man! Man! what you got you give me one joint, I'll leave ya ass alone, give me one joint!
Chris: I dont' have any, I dont' have that dude!
Malcolm: Dude! you sound all stoned and shit to me!
Chris: I I was a sleepin!
Malcolm: I'll be down there right now with my car, I'll take your shit out!
Chris: I was just sleepin!
Malcolm: Well your shit need to wake up..call your friend ben man tell him to give me a fucking quater. i'll pay his shit. i aint trying to rip nobody off .. i just don't apprieciate gettin played with n shit. played with my a buch of damn white fucks Damn!
Chris: I dont' even remember this!
Malcolm: Well, this, just well this wipe the tears mother fucker I dont' need to hear some white boys cry now. now listen here i dont' want to come down there and slap your ass around. but your going to be fool with me i'm going to do that. Fuckin call your friend benny and hook me up with some shit. I'm a nigga needed to get stoned or a nigga need to pound some a white boy!
Chris: (crying)
Malcolm: Now fuck that shit. I'm gonig to see you we are going to talk. I'm commin there right now. You get your shit up!
Chris: Noo! (crying)
Malcolm: Well you going to do somehting for me?
Chris: I dont' know bro. (crying)
Malcolm: Well bro you better start thinkin or I'm just going to drive there and and pound some dough
Chris: I can't i can't do anything right now. (crying)
Malcolm: Allright bitch, i'm commin over there right now, I need to talk with your shit. you going to do something for me or.. i need to speak with you!
Chris: I can't do anything right now (scared sounding)
Malcolm: Allright bitch, I'm commin over I gotta sick some white boy mantality!
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