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I Aint Got No Turkey
 

Turkey

I Ain't Got No Turkey - MP3

Rated G, contains no strong language.
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Playing Time:  Approximately 3 minutes. 

It’s Thanksgiving 1991, and I, as usual, was not celebrating with my family because they hated me.  Instead, I decided to stay on live the whole day at WKPX, and I make up this little song about how I don’t have any turkey…  you don’t have any turkey.. where the hell IS the turkey?

This has been lost for a long time and I found it on a crappy cassette tape (from 91 no less) of my old NO CLASS radio show - so the quality level is a little lacking, but the heart’s still there.  You’ll be singing along before you know it.  I dedicate this to all those turkeyless Thanksgivings, Christmases, and any other Holidays that had to be spent alone.


Credits:

 The Singer - Michael Biggins (Blackout)
 The Fat Guy - Michael Biggins

(c) 1991-2002 Blackout's Box Studios


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