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This site is
not for anal retentive or easily offended people. If you take life too
seriously, think that a prank call is a carnal sin, or if you are one
of those people who fail to see the humor in anything but your mother's
own knock knock jokes, then please go away, there's nothing for you
here. BUT, if you have come to 
Blackout's Box because you are tired of
all the boring crap on the web and want something funny,
something really funny, then you've come to the
right place. Be advised, however, that some of the material here
at Blackout's Box has explicit language (GASP!). Not all,
but some, so there are warnings next to the material that is, for lack
of a better word...explicit. What does this mean? Well, if
you are a parent, you have the right to severely beat your kids if you
catch them listening to anything here without your consent. Barring
that one small disciplinary detail, let me welcome you to the Box, Blackout's
Box that is. A completely original and geniusly silly comedy,
sketch, film, prank call, music, philosophy, art, culture, radio
show, soon to be TV show, and all around insanely creative site
and community
on the net, using MP3Pro
streaming for crystal clear
CD quality audio and Windows Media and Quicktime streaming for video - so
you can listen to or watch anything you'd like instantly just by clicking
on it. No more having to wait around downloading huge files!
I am in the process of phasing out RealPlayer media which has turned into
a total piece of bloated !@$#. Oh, dear me, did I not introduce
myself? What a rude bastard I can sometimes be! Hello, I'm Blackout. That's
me - the red one on the right. Just kidding. I'm the cat
in the hat in the main logo up top to the left , but if you really want to
see me and some of my freinds and cohorts who hang around this place,
check out the view in the PICTURE
BOX. If you're curious how I got the nickname Blackout and created
this site called Blackout's Box, you'll want to read the origin story. I'm
an actor, singer, writer , 
director, producer,
philosopher, learner, teacher, and all around creator of fun ideas and things.
Oh yeah... I'm a web developer too. Just like Spider-Man.
Amazing, isn't it? Before I LEGO my EGO, let me also inform
you that I'm also the guy doing most
of the voices and characters in the things you'll find on this site and
on the radio show, except for of course, the voices of the wonderful fools
on the other end of the line in the prank calls, and the voices of the guests
on the radio show (although... sometimes, the guests are not real, and it
is just me messing with you). Why do I do this? Other than my
sick and twisted love of the twisted and sick, the ridiculous, and the ludicrous?
What is my real motivation? Well...world domination of course, and
the elimination of Whitney Houston from this planet, as well as the super
spectacular throw down ho down battle finale between the forces of good and
the satanic free mason matrix illuminati shape shifting lizard ThingaMcCreatures(tm)
- But making you laugh until you reach the point of extreme
nausea from lack of oxygen will have to suffice for now.
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